J.D. Quote #1634
Quote from J.D. in My Last Words
J.D.: And finally, George only had one fear left to tackle.
George: At the end, is it gonna hurt?
Turk: No, we'll manage any pain you have.
George: But how is it gonna happen exactly? Maybe if I knew what was coming, I'd be able to handle it better.
J.D.: Well, uh, eventually, it will become harder for you to breathe. But you won't be gasping for air, you'll just feel more drowsy. And as the rest of your organs, begin to fail, you'll just,sort of... go.
George: I'll just go? I like that.
J.D.: [v.o.] And there it was, the fear was gone and all the remain was acceptance.
[George begins tear up]
George: No. No, I know what you guys are trying to do, I just can't get over the fact that one minute I'm here and the next, I'm not?
J.D.: [v.o.] And that's when Turk and I told George how we really felt.
J.D.: George, I'm terrified of dying.
Turk: Me too.
George: Then why'd you lie?
J.D.: We fight death for a living every single day. We can't let it know we're afraid of it or it will kick our ass.
George: There we are. Everybody's scared.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Last Words’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
George: Hey, guys, I assume you've already met my sharp, young lawyer who is gonna help me with my will.
Ted: You said I could help you. All this work for nothing. [rips paper]
J.D.: Ted! Ted! He means you.
Ted: Oh, man! I did this on my typewriter. I'll be back in 11 hours.
Quote from Denise
J.D.: [v.o.] I know it seems callous to leave, but whoever takes care of George tonight will be just as compassionate as us.
Denise: Mr. Valentine, I'm Dr. Mahoney. My attending really wants me to connect with my patients so if it's okay with you, I'd thought I'd get the ball rolling in a personal story.
George: Okay, you can call me George.
Denise: Awesome, I'm feeling it. So George, last Friday, I'm at a bar. I take this guy home. He's a little fat, whatever, right? Plus, chubsters are so grateful, they usually try harder. Anyway, right in the middle of things, he's sweating and snorting like a hairy rhino. And I just start to hate myself. Like really, really hate myself. So without even thinking, I just headbutt him, right in the face. Bam, clock him in between the eyes and knock him out cold. So, that's what I got. What do you got going on?
George: I like golf.
J.D.: [v.o.] When you get down to it, taking care of a patient means more than anything. Even Steak Night.
Turk: Hey, George.
J.D.: We'll take it from here, Chuckles.
Turk: Yeah. So long.
George: I think I just saw the Devil.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: And what did you guys do for a living?
George: Barbara taught history. I coached football.
Turk: I played football. Yeah, defense, safety.
George: You?
J.D.: Oh no, I-I didn't, uh, I didn't play sports, per se, George. I was the, uh, mascot for the girls' volleyball team.
George: Really? You wear a costume?
J.D.: Oh, great costume, I wore a bandanna and a half-shirt. At away games, I wear spurs, which, in retrospective, is sort of weird 'cause we weren't the Cowboys.
George: You must have looked very beautiful.
J.D.: I felt beautiful.