J.D. Quote #1628
Quote from J.D. in My Last Words
George: So, what happened to dinner?
J.D.: [v.o.] We don't want George to feel like he was a burden, so we had to come up with a great excuse.
Turk: A giant oak tree fell on the restaurant.
George: What restaurant?
J.D.: Steak Cookers.
Turk: Maestros.
J.D.: Maestros.
George: Oh man, I used to eat there all the time.
J.D.: [v.o.] Turk's upset because he thinks when George gets outta here he'll drive to Maestros and see that we lied. Now he's relieved because he remembered that George is about to die and he's never leaving here. And now he feels guilty for thinking that thought and he wants to punish himself physically but he can't because we're with a patient. [J.D. kicks Turk]
Turk: Dude, what the hell?
J.D.: You wanted me to do that. You know it.
Turk: Okay, fine. Thank you.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Last Words’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
George: Hey, guys, I assume you've already met my sharp, young lawyer who is gonna help me with my will.
Ted: You said I could help you. All this work for nothing. [rips paper]
J.D.: Ted! Ted! He means you.
Ted: Oh, man! I did this on my typewriter. I'll be back in 11 hours.
Quote from Denise
J.D.: [v.o.] I know it seems callous to leave, but whoever takes care of George tonight will be just as compassionate as us.
Denise: Mr. Valentine, I'm Dr. Mahoney. My attending really wants me to connect with my patients so if it's okay with you, I'd thought I'd get the ball rolling in a personal story.
George: Okay, you can call me George.
Denise: Awesome, I'm feeling it. So George, last Friday, I'm at a bar. I take this guy home. He's a little fat, whatever, right? Plus, chubsters are so grateful, they usually try harder. Anyway, right in the middle of things, he's sweating and snorting like a hairy rhino. And I just start to hate myself. Like really, really hate myself. So without even thinking, I just headbutt him, right in the face. Bam, clock him in between the eyes and knock him out cold. So, that's what I got. What do you got going on?
George: I like golf.
J.D.: [v.o.] When you get down to it, taking care of a patient means more than anything. Even Steak Night.
Turk: Hey, George.
J.D.: We'll take it from here, Chuckles.
Turk: Yeah. So long.
George: I think I just saw the Devil.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: And what did you guys do for a living?
George: Barbara taught history. I coached football.
Turk: I played football. Yeah, defense, safety.
George: You?
J.D.: Oh no, I-I didn't, uh, I didn't play sports, per se, George. I was the, uh, mascot for the girls' volleyball team.
George: Really? You wear a costume?
J.D.: Oh, great costume, I wore a bandanna and a half-shirt. At away games, I wear spurs, which, in retrospective, is sort of weird 'cause we weren't the Cowboys.
George: You must have looked very beautiful.
J.D.: I felt beautiful.