J.D. Quote #1594
Quote from J.D. in My Princess
Boon: Slagy, you're up. A genetic defect that presents with anemia and causes copper build up in the liver and other organs, destroying them.
Debbie: What is Wilson's disease?
Boon: Yes.
Debbie: Yes! In your face! In your face!
Dr. Cox: What annoying thing is happening now?
J.D.: They're playing Diagnosis Jeopardy. When you win, you get to gloat. It's so stupid.
Dr. Cox: You never got to gloat, did you?
J.D.: I don't believe in gloating, it's tacky.
Debbie: "A condition in which the patient speaks in previously unknown dialect due to severe brain trauma."
J.D.: What is foreign accent syndrome?! Yes! In your faces! Or should I say, [British accent] in your faces. Hello, governor. Throw another shrimp on the barbie for me. Wait, that's Irish.
Dr. Cox: You're an idiot.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Princess’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
[fairy tale:]
Carla: Look, the battle has begun.
Dr. Cox: My name is Percival Cox. You're killing my friend. Prepare to die.
Quote from Ted
Dr. Kelso: Attention, dumb-dumbs. Many of you have been disregarding the hospital's 12-hour shift policy. Now, I don't care if you think your patients need you, when your shift is over, I want you to go home to your sad, empty lives. Tired doctors make mistakes, and the hospital is liable. Believe me, you do not want to find yourself in a court of law. Tell them what happens there, Ted.
Ted: Well, we'll all wear long black robes and beautiful white, curly wigs.
Dr. Kelso: That's England, Ted.
Ted: Are you sure?
Quote from Todd
Carla: J.D., you're a parent now, you gotta be better prepared.
Turk: Yeah. That's why we just stocked up on extra baby oil lotion and diapers.
Todd: Why? Is there a party this week-end?
[everyone pauses]
J.D.: [v.o.] Recently we realized that with Todd, if we didn't move and stayed very quiet, he'd eventually get confused and leave.