Dr. Cox Quote #866
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Bad Too
Dr. Cox: Can't you people see I'm trying to get some work done here? Leave!
Turk: For funzies, I'm gonna say two words I've always wanted to say ever since I started working here. You ready? Make me.
Carla: No, you didn't.
Turk: Oh, yes, I did.
Carla: You did? I like it.
Dr. Cox: I'm gonna go ahead and play it that way. Say, Carla... [Spanish: "Your husband thinks you're an overbearing control freak with Izzy."]
Turk: That's not even true!
Carla: How did you even understand that?
Dr. Cox: Yeah, milk dud Is it because you comprehend all languages and you are a super genius?
Carla: That ain't it.
Dr. Cox: Or is it that you secretly learned Spanish, so that you could spy on our dear Carla here right underneath her nose?
Turk: I trusted you.
Dr. Cox: That wasn't very smart, was it?
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Quote from Elliot
J.D.: Elliot, can I get your advice on something my burn patient really wants to go to his high school graduation this weekend.
Elliot: Why? Mine was awful. I was the valedictorian, but instead of bringing my speech, I grabbed my mom's love letter to her pool boy. Well, I was so nervous, I ended up reading that one anyways. Apparently, I spoke a lot about "my fondness for throbbing members". Still, my closing words to my graduating class were actually kind of appropriate. Something about wanting to make sure I chased all of my dreams, before I was all old and dried up down there.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: So you guys doing something special for your anniversary night?
Turk: You know what would be great?
Carla: Here we go.
Turk: Brinner.
Elliot: What-er?
Carla: Breakfast for dinner. He's obsessed with it.
Turk: I just don't see what's wrong with having a nice glass of wine with a pancake.
Quote from Janitor
Elliot: Look, you already put yourself out there, let's just follow through. I checked his infection, it's not that bad. We just need an ambulance and some other volunteers, we can still pull this off. Janitor, will you help?
Janitor: Uh, no, I can't. Now that I've cured Lady of her fear of the unknown, I'm working on her irrational fear of losing loved ones. I arranged for a couple of friends of mine to kidnap her parents.