Janitor Quote #404
Quote from Janitor in My Number One Doctor
Lady: Oh, hi. Are we going out? What's with the jumpsuit?
Janitor: Oh. Okay, first of all if we're gonna make it, not a jumpsuit. Shirt, belt, pants.
Lady: Oh. Ok.
Janitor: Secondly, I think it's time that you knew the real me. All right, here we go. I'm not like normal people. I don't have superpowers, but I'm working on it. For instance, watch me move this pen. [looks at pen, which doesn't move] It worked at home. I don't know. Maybe my table is slanted. Um, anyway, in my spare time, I also enjoy stuffing animals. Usually with other animals. For instance, a badger will hold five squirrels. A squirrel will hold most of a cat. A mouse will hold a shrew and a vole. You get the idea. Circle of life. I have broken the sound barrier, but you must never ask me how. I don't believe in the moon. I think it's just the back of the sun.
Dr. Kelso: Ha! I love a good train wreck.
Janitor: Furthermore, I think if you look closely a monkey-
Carla: Stop it, you. She doesn't know you're joking.
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‘My Number One Doctor’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: Someone named Coco Bosco wrote that she's sick of me saying "That's what I'm talking about!" But sometimes it is what I'm talking about.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You don't usually bond with your patients. You're not changing who you are as a doctor to get good ratings, are you?
Turk: Hell to the no. Are you?
Dr. Cox: [laughs] Oh, please!
[later:]
Dr. Cox: So, you're declining chemo because Wikipedia says that a raw food diet reverses the effects of bone cancer. Well... Hey, any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super. An, by the by, while you're on your computer, perhaps you could jump over to a little site called RateYourDoc.org. O, R, G.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mr. Wolmer: There, I gave you 5 stars.
Dr. Cox: Thank you! And now I have to take your laptop from you, as I've deemed you're just too darn stupid to use it. You see those bell peppers that you're munching? They aren't gonna do a truck load of jack against the cancer raging inside of your body. Of course, I've only been a doctor for some 20 years, and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide, so what the heck do I know? But, if you feel like living, page me.