J.D. Quote #1555
Quote from J.D. in My Number One Doctor
J.D.: Hey, I've been looking for you.
Elliot: Can you imagine what it's like to know that you're gonna be trapped in your own body, just waiting for your misery to end?
J.D.: Elliot, you can't let this girl do this again. You gotta tell Gayle so she can police it.
Elliot: But maybe dying is the right choice for her.
J.D.: Well, I don't think it's the right choice for you. You know, as doctors, sometimes we have to protect ourselves first. And I know you better than anybody, you've always believed in the sanctity of life. If you let this girl kill herself, it's gonna haunt you forever.
Elliot: I could handle it.
J.D.: Do you remember when you were treating that teenager and you broke his iPod? You felt so guilty, you let him take you to prom.
Elliot: Yeah, well, I left early and I barely put out.
J.D.: I just don't want you to get hurt.
Elliot: You're right. I'll tell Gayle. Thanks.
J.D.: Do you know that I'm the number 1 doctor in the hospital?
Elliot: Yes, J.D., I got all the e-mails.
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Quote from Turk
Turk: Someone named Coco Bosco wrote that she's sick of me saying "That's what I'm talking about!" But sometimes it is what I'm talking about.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You don't usually bond with your patients. You're not changing who you are as a doctor to get good ratings, are you?
Turk: Hell to the no. Are you?
Dr. Cox: [laughs] Oh, please!
[later:]
Dr. Cox: So, you're declining chemo because Wikipedia says that a raw food diet reverses the effects of bone cancer. Well... Hey, any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super. An, by the by, while you're on your computer, perhaps you could jump over to a little site called RateYourDoc.org. O, R, G.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mr. Wolmer: There, I gave you 5 stars.
Dr. Cox: Thank you! And now I have to take your laptop from you, as I've deemed you're just too darn stupid to use it. You see those bell peppers that you're munching? They aren't gonna do a truck load of jack against the cancer raging inside of your body. Of course, I've only been a doctor for some 20 years, and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide, so what the heck do I know? But, if you feel like living, page me.