Elliot Quote #570
Quote from Elliot in My Number One Doctor
Elliot: Why would you purposefully overdose?
Shannon: You know the answer to that. I've said my goodbyes, and soon I won't be able to move my arms or even speak. I am literally going to die entombed in this body. A lifeless burden to Gayle.
Elliot: Who's Gayle?
Shannon: My homecare nurse. I know she's sweet, but she's a little silly for my taste.
[A middle-aged nurse is in the doorway, looking like she's flying]
Elliot: Oh, God, she's flying. How is she getting her scarf to blow like that?
J.D.: [holding a fan] I get to go next.
Shannon: Elliot, I want things to end on my terms, and in a few months, I won't even be able to do that.
Elliot: Why are you telling me all this? I mean, this goes against everything that I stand for. Shannon, I'm your doctor.
Shannon: I know. But you're also my friend.
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‘My Number One Doctor’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: Someone named Coco Bosco wrote that she's sick of me saying "That's what I'm talking about!" But sometimes it is what I'm talking about.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You don't usually bond with your patients. You're not changing who you are as a doctor to get good ratings, are you?
Turk: Hell to the no. Are you?
Dr. Cox: [laughs] Oh, please!
[later:]
Dr. Cox: So, you're declining chemo because Wikipedia says that a raw food diet reverses the effects of bone cancer. Well... Hey, any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super. An, by the by, while you're on your computer, perhaps you could jump over to a little site called RateYourDoc.org. O, R, G.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mr. Wolmer: There, I gave you 5 stars.
Dr. Cox: Thank you! And now I have to take your laptop from you, as I've deemed you're just too darn stupid to use it. You see those bell peppers that you're munching? They aren't gonna do a truck load of jack against the cancer raging inside of your body. Of course, I've only been a doctor for some 20 years, and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide, so what the heck do I know? But, if you feel like living, page me.