Dr. Cox Quote #832
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Hard Labor
Dr. Cox: [whistles] Didn't I tell you two to treat Mr. Meltzer?
Josephine: [high-pitched] Yes, but he won't let us, because...
Dr. Cox: No, no. Remember our new system so that I never have to hear your voice again.
[Josephine hands Dr. Cox a Post-It note]
Dr. Cox: "He doesn't want to be treated by interns", with your "i" dotted with an heart and a little frowny face at the end. It's incredible. Your handwriting is actually more annoying than your voice. Regardless, you interns are the future of this hospital, if you don't treat patients, you won't learn. What I want you to do is walk over to Mr.
Meltzor and then say these words: "I'm your doctor. Deal with it". Can you say that?
Josephine & Boon: I'm your doctor-
Dr. Cox: Not you, never you.
Boon: I am your doctor, deal with it.
Dr. Cox: Peachy.
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‘My Hard Labor’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: The kid's not even born yet, and I'm already screwing up his life. I just wanted him to be really happy, and normal, you know?
Dr. Cox: Okay, first of all, Newbie, we're talking about your kid. So the whole normal part was never gonna happen. And you didn't mess up his life.
J.D.: Ah, come on, statistics show that kids whose parents stay together-
Dr. Cox: "Statistics show"? Who- Who cares, what statistics show? I mean, look at medicine. 80% of people with pancreatic cancer die within five years. 95% of appendectomies occur with zero complications. But we both know pancreatic cancer patients that lived, and appendix patients that, unfortunately, passed. Statistics mean nothing to the individual. You're either gonna be a good parent to that kid, or you're not. I mean, hell, your parents were divorced, and you somehow managed to become a relatively successful doctor. And I'm sure there's someone somewhere who would be proud to call you their son.
J.D.: Would you be proud to call me your son?
Dr. Cox: This conversation's over.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Finally we get to meet Sam. I wonder what he looks like.
Kim: Oh, I just want a healthy baby. I mean what more can you ask for?
[fantasy: J.D. is looking between the stirrups with Kim in delivery:]
J.D.: Any second now. What the-
Colin Hay: [sings] I come from a land down under
J.D.: [v.o.] So that's what that song's about.
Colin Hay: Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear? Can't you hear the thunder?
[reality:]
J.D.: [v.o.] I wondered where he was hiding.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: What are your thoughts on cloth diapers? 'cause if we got black ones with orange spots, our kid would look like Bam-Bam.