J.D. Quote #1487
Quote from J.D. in My Point of No Return
J.D.: Why are you wearing scrubs? I haven't seen you in those in, like, two years.
Elliot: I didn't want to get my christening dress wrinkly. These are all I had in my locker.
J.D.: I like you in scrubs. It reminds me of when we used to date.
Elliot: That was a disaster.
J.D.: All of it?
Elliot: No.
J.D.: You ever think maybe we're perfect for each other, we just have the same fatal flaw?
Elliot: You mean that whenever we get too close to a commitment we totally freak out and try to escape?
J.D.: That's what we've been doing here all night, right?
Elliot: Besides, I've thought about it and there is no escaping this one. The gifts are all here, people have bought plane tickets, I'm gettin' married. I've reached the point of no return.
J.D.: You and me both.
Elliot: I mean, to get out of this, I'd have to do something huge.
J.D.: I'd have to go nuclear.
J.D.: [v.o.] So there we were. Together... But not together. And, as always, not knowing what the hell we were doing.
J.D.: Hey.
Elliot: Hey.
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‘My Point of No Return’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Elliot: Hey! And you, you're the only one that hasn't RSVP'd to my wedding yet. What the hell?
Janitor: I didn't know I was invited.
Elliot: But I sent your invitation to... 1 North Cemetery Drive.
Janitor: That's the address of The Addams Family. I changed my records to mess with Kelso because he's always calling me Lurch. It was either that or 1313 Mockingbird Lane. The Munsters. TV show? I'm old.
Elliot: So, can you make it?
Janitor: You crazy? I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: [v.o.] Things weren't as heartwarming everywhere. Dr. Cox wasn't exactly super-psyched about me being his daughter's godfather.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, here are some things I'd rather see happen than dinkus over there becoming the godfather.
A nuclear war, a sequel to Hope Floats, Hugh Jackman winning an Oscar-
Dr. Kelso: Yeah, yeah, funny long list. We get it. You need a new thing, big guy.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] Now that Elliot's wedding was only a week away, things were getting tense.
Keith: I just don't understand why our families can't sit at the same table.
Elliot: Keith, it's impossible to fit all the Dudemeisters at one table without our wedding looking like Oktoberfest. Plus, when our families met last month, my mom ended up doinking your Uncle Ronald in our basement.
Keith: Uncle Ronald and Aunt Alicia have been together for 30 years.
Elliot: Yeah, welcome to my family, Keith.