J.D. Quote #1486
Quote from J.D. in My Point of No Return
Elliot: The thing that freaked me out was watching this woman wipe eye gunk off her brain-dead husband. I mean, I don't think I could spend two years wiping eye gunk off Keith's brain-dead face.
J.D.: Elliot, they were married for, like, 20 years before that guy was in a coma. I'm sure once you and Keith have that much time together you'll feel differently. Still, maybe we're freaking out about nothing, you know? Maybe we are with the right people.
Elliot: Really?
J.D.: I know last night Kim and I had a moment that made me think we were perfect for each other.
[flashback:]
Kim: This salad has beets. Do you like beets?
J.D.: I hate beets.
Kim: Me, too.
J.D.: You do? We're both beet haters. You know, people are so passionate about beets that...
[present:]
Elliot: [clicks fingers] J.D! J.D! A mutual hatred of beets isn't enough to base a relationship on.
J.D.: I know, Elliot, but you interrupted my flashback. After the beets conversation, I confided in Kim that I was really scared about being a doctor and being a dad at the same time, because both of those things require you to throw all of yourself into them. And she was amazing. She really calmed me down and made me feel good about it.
Elliot: Oh.
J.D.: Plus, we both really hate beets.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Point of No Return’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Elliot: Hey! And you, you're the only one that hasn't RSVP'd to my wedding yet. What the hell?
Janitor: I didn't know I was invited.
Elliot: But I sent your invitation to... 1 North Cemetery Drive.
Janitor: That's the address of The Addams Family. I changed my records to mess with Kelso because he's always calling me Lurch. It was either that or 1313 Mockingbird Lane. The Munsters. TV show? I'm old.
Elliot: So, can you make it?
Janitor: You crazy? I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: [v.o.] Things weren't as heartwarming everywhere. Dr. Cox wasn't exactly super-psyched about me being his daughter's godfather.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, here are some things I'd rather see happen than dinkus over there becoming the godfather.
A nuclear war, a sequel to Hope Floats, Hugh Jackman winning an Oscar-
Dr. Kelso: Yeah, yeah, funny long list. We get it. You need a new thing, big guy.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] Now that Elliot's wedding was only a week away, things were getting tense.
Keith: I just don't understand why our families can't sit at the same table.
Elliot: Keith, it's impossible to fit all the Dudemeisters at one table without our wedding looking like Oktoberfest. Plus, when our families met last month, my mom ended up doinking your Uncle Ronald in our basement.
Keith: Uncle Ronald and Aunt Alicia have been together for 30 years.
Elliot: Yeah, welcome to my family, Keith.