Kim Quote #20
Quote from Kim in My Conventional Wisdom
Kim: Sorry. Okay, too soon for laughter, I know that you must be really upset.
J.D.: Upset is just one of the emotions I'm feeling, Kim. How could you do this to me?
Kim: I don't know. My hormones went crazy. And I was scared and I thought that we were only together because I was pregnant. And so, I lied and I pushed you out the door and then I got really angry that you left me.
J.D.: Were you ever planning on telling me?
Kim: Yes, of course. Yes. I just hadn't figured out how yet. I mean, what can I possibly say?
J.D.: I don't know. How about: "J.D., I think there might be something living in my uterus".
Kim: I know I made a huge mistake. And I'm so, so sorry. I'd just backed myself into this corner and I didn't know how to get out and... You know what? No more excuses. I did a horrible thing. I don't expect you to forgive me.
J.D.: Well, good, because I'm not going to.
Kim: You probably hate me right now because I hate myself. But it was really good seeing you and and I thought I can do this on my own, but I can't. I'm alone and I'm terrified, and I have no right to ask you for this, but I could really use some help. Crap salad, I gotta go give another lecture. I just need forty minutes and... Please stay. Promise me that you'll just stay, and we can talk about this.
J.D.: Fine. But I'm not doing it for you.
Kim: Fair enough.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Conventional Wisdom’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Dr. Kelso: A SPECT camera, eh? My hospital, Sacred Heart, needs one of those.
Salesman: It's funny you should say that. I was just on the phone with your chief of medicine ten minutes ago.
[meanwhile:]
Janitor: Hmm, fax this to someone. [answers phone] Chief o' medicine.
Dr. Kelso: I'm the Chief of Medicine, Bob Kelso. Who the hell is this?
Janitor: Uh, I'm you. I'm talking to you from a future phone. By the way, sell all your gasoline stocks, everything now runs on potatoes!
Dr. Kelso: I don't know who the hell this is, but when I find out I am going to put my loafer so far up your ass you're gonna have tassles hanging out of your nose. Now, tell me who you are.
Janitor: What's your name again?
Ted: Teddy Buckland.
Dr. Kelso: Ted?!
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [sings] On our way to Phoenix, yeah!
[As the car drives away, the camera is static:]
J.D.: Hey, you know how in the movies when a car gets farther and farther away, you can still hear people talking like they're right in front of the camera?
Turk: Yeah, that drives me crazy.
J.D.: Hey, I brought snacks for the trip. Pringle? Oh, um, turn left here to go on the freeway.
Turk: No, not yet. I gotta stop and go pee.
J.D.: Already? I told you to go before we left.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Uh, hey, everyone! I've been looking for a new role playing game, ever since my Lord of the Rings club booted me for using an actual war hammer. So, would anybody mind, if I pretended to be the Chief of Medicine while Kelso is out of town? [murmurs of agreement]
Dr. Cox: Oh, Janitor you're a natural!
[The Janitor is suddenly wearing a lab coat and stethoscope]
Janitor: Fantastic! Let's make cancer feel foolish.