J.D. Quote #1436
Quote from J.D. in My Cold Shower
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, you made it to the room. Time for the "John Dorian three step seduction plan". Step 1, make her realize you share things in common.
Melody: Ooh, they have tampons in the toiletry basket. I love that.
J.D.: Me too.
J.D.: [v.o.] Step one, check. Step two, connect with her on a personal level.
J.D.: So, Melody, where's home for you?
Melody: Originally Akron, Ohio. But home is where your hat is. That's something my dad used to always say. Of course, he would also say that America is a planet. Ah, he was in a boating accident and suffered some brain damage.
J.D.: Brain damage is, um, is rarely good.
Melody: Tore our family apart.
J.D.: [v.o.] Step two, check. Now just remind her she's all alone.
J.D.: Elliot getting married. Crazy, right? I can't believe no one's ever got down on one knee for you.
Melody: I know! Cute as a button? Huh!?
J.D.: Yeah, you are.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Cold Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Todd: Can you imagine being married to Elliot?
[fantasy: the Janitor and Elliot sit on their couch:]
Elliot: Darling, do you think that we're pigeon-holing the children?
[The three boys are dressed like janitors and the trio of girls are dressed like doctors]
Janitor: Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
[reality:]
Janitor: I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's doable.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] There we were. Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Elliot: Yes! Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome! Awesome! Okay.
Elliot: This is so romantic. Okay, it's a little tight, just push a little harder. Uh, got a little skin there, no problem.
Melody: Here come the fricks.
Elliot: Just put that motherfrickin' ring on my motherfrickin' finger! Frick! Frick! Frick!
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
Elliot: Did they not have sunscreen when you grow up?