Dr. Cox Quote #783
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Scrubs
Mr. Thompson: Are you seriously doing the cliched sarcastic slow clap? Because that is way too 1980s.
Dr. Cox: It was a hell of a performance. The attitude, the indignation, it was damn near believable, do you know that?
Mr. Thompson: Honestly I-I don't really feel the need to convince you of anything, but I would say that if you're waiting to watch me slip, then things are gonna get really frustrating for you.
Lloyd: Let me tell you something, man. This guy is amazing, okay? He's unbelievable. To even get into his class, you have to bring any drugs you have at home, so you're not tempted.
Dr. Cox: Let's see if I've got this right. You have to give your drugs to him?
Lloyd: Absolutely, yeah. Oh, that reminds me. I found these in my dryer.
Mr. Thompson: Thank you, Lloyd. Thank you. He's doing very well.
Dr. Cox: Even I have to admit, that's pretty dark clever.
Mr. Thompson: Thanks, I, um, I came up with that when I was shooting up with my sponsor in the back of his El Camino, so crazy!
Dr. Cox: I'm gonna go and take this whole moment, I'm gonna find Dr. Barbie, and I'm going to rub it in her face.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Scrubs’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Nothing ever changes. The artist formerly known as Prince is still just Prince. My ex-wife is still pretty much my wife. Grey's Anatomy always reps up every episode some cheesy voiceover that ties together all of the story lines, which incidentally is my least favorite device on television. Newbie continually will try to violate my no-touching policy. [looks around] Uh-huh. And Republicans will forever try to raise-
J.D.: Sneak hug!
Dr. Cox: Of course, I would go kill him right now but he actually just helped to prove my point.
Nurse Roberts: This is gonna help, too. There are ten orders of Percocet missing from the pharmacy.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea who I'm gonna give my complementary urine test to! [whistles at Mr. Thompson]
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Nurse Turkleton, I want you to take good care of my friend Maggie here. Don't worry, we'll take care of you.
Carla: Name and insurance, please?
Maggie: Maggie Kent, and none.
Carla: All right, let's find a room.
J.D.: [v.o.] When a patient doesn't have any insurance you have to work around the system. First you have to find someone who's recently died.
J.D.: Cool! Mr. Rabinowitz just kicked it. [to Maggie] Oh, don't worry. He put his peep in an electrical socket.
You can't do that.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Ted, look at this budget. Oh, God, I have half a mind to make you pay for every cent of that new transformer.
Ted: I'm telling you, sir. A lifeless ghost dog glided in front of my car wearing roller-skates. [pops pill]
Dr. Kelso: If this is your way of trying to make me feel guilty about paving over that Indian burial ground, it isn't going to work. We needed the damn parking spaces.