Turk Quote #479
Quote from Turk in My Road to Nowhere
Turk: Hey! So everything went great. Yeah, Jordan and the baby are fine.
Dr. Cox: Fair enough.
Turk: That... That's it?
Dr. Cox: Yep.
Turk: Okay, I don't know about you but when I get great news, I like to show some form of emotion. Like when I graduated Med School, I went all Billie "White Shoes" Johnson. All over like "Hmmm". And then, when Izzy was born, Tiger Woods arm swing. [horn honks]
Dr. Cox: Look, you know as well as I do, that no kid who had surgery before it's even born, is just gonna pop out into the world without any... without any problems. In three months, it's gonna outgrow that shunt and we're gonna have to go through this whole thing all over again, so you're gonna have to excuse me if I'm not celebrating.
Turk: The baby's gonna be fine.
Dr. Cox: And just how can you be so sure of that?
Turk: Because that little thing grabbed my finger so tight, and wouldn't let go. Perry, she's strong.
Dr. Cox: She?
Turk: Yeah, Daddy.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Road to Nowhere’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Check out that body, bet you'd like to give her a ride, uh?
Ted: [staring at an old woman] Ooh, you bet-cha!
Dr. Kelso: Over here, perv. It's for my retirement, so Enid and I can see the country in luxury.
Ted: So it's a wheelchair accessable for her, sir?
Dr. Kelso: Ted, I'm not retiring for at least three years. If she's still alive, I'll deal with it then.
Quote from Turk
Turk: So you're here for your ultrasound, huh? I can't believe you're going to let him know the sex, especially when you could... No, that's too mean, I couldn't do it.
Jordan: No, mean is good. I like mean.
Turk: You could learn the sex, not tell Perry, hold it over his head, and play him like your little bitch-boy.
Jordan: Perry was so wrong about you. You're not an idiotic, scalpel-toting, basketball-dribbling , blood-sugar-watching, idiotic man-boy!
Turk: Stop.
Quote from Turk
[As Dr. Mickhead walks by with his phone, the "Guy Love" ringtone plays]
Turk: Mickhead! Give me my phone.
Dr. Mickhead: It's mine.
Turk: Oh, really? Does yours have a picture of Carla in the background?
Dr. Mickhead: Yes.
Turk: Ha! Trick question! Mine's got Tyra Banks, see?!