Dr. Cox Quote #765
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Road to Nowhere
Dr. Cox: You know, you are one special lady, Carla. It's not every wife that works a full shift, and goes home to change baby's diapers while her husband and his girlfriend spend the weekend mooning truckers and playing Slug Bug.
Carla: It's not a big deal.
Dr. Cox: Oh, but it is. If you keep letting Gandhi do whatever he pleases whenever he pleases, while you just take care of the baby, eventually, you're not even gonna have time to shave your legs or groom your face, thus making the most prominent male figure in your daughter life, you.
Turk: Adios, pickle. As soon as I change out of this clothes, I'm outta here.
[Turk leans into kiss Carla, who has Isabella strapped to her. When he pulls back, Isabella is strapped to him].
Carla: I'm going, you're staying.
Turk: How d'you do that?!
Dr. Cox: Gandhi, I'm great at this stuff. Don't ever talk to Jordan again.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Road to Nowhere’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Check out that body, bet you'd like to give her a ride, uh?
Ted: [staring at an old woman] Ooh, you bet-cha!
Dr. Kelso: Over here, perv. It's for my retirement, so Enid and I can see the country in luxury.
Ted: So it's a wheelchair accessable for her, sir?
Dr. Kelso: Ted, I'm not retiring for at least three years. If she's still alive, I'll deal with it then.
Quote from Turk
Turk: So you're here for your ultrasound, huh? I can't believe you're going to let him know the sex, especially when you could... No, that's too mean, I couldn't do it.
Jordan: No, mean is good. I like mean.
Turk: You could learn the sex, not tell Perry, hold it over his head, and play him like your little bitch-boy.
Jordan: Perry was so wrong about you. You're not an idiotic, scalpel-toting, basketball-dribbling , blood-sugar-watching, idiotic man-boy!
Turk: Stop.
Quote from Turk
[As Dr. Mickhead walks by with his phone, the "Guy Love" ringtone plays]
Turk: Mickhead! Give me my phone.
Dr. Mickhead: It's mine.
Turk: Oh, really? Does yours have a picture of Carla in the background?
Dr. Mickhead: Yes.
Turk: Ha! Trick question! Mine's got Tyra Banks, see?!