Janitor Quote #298
Quote from Janitor in My Urologist
Janitor: Hey, Dorian, can I borrow that pencil for a second? Just one second? Thank you. [fake Italian accent] Oh, no. I snapped the pencil. What do you think? It's from my standup act.
J.D.: Where do you perform?
Janitor: I'm at the Giggle Pit every Monday at sunup.
J.D.: Oh, I'll have to come by sometime.
Janitor: Do it, man.
J.D.: Wait a second, I'm mad at you. You stole my video camera with all the scenes from Dr. Acula, the vampire movie I'm making.
Janitor: Why do you think I stole it?
J.D.: I don't know. Maybe I was surfing the hospital's Web site and I saw that someone posted the "Dr. Acula delivers a baby then eats it" scene. Someone with the screen name "Rotinaj." "Rotinaj" is just "Janitor" spelled backwards, Rotinaj.
Janitor: Morning, Dr. Rotinaj.
Indian Doctor: Good morning, Mr. Clean-Up-Man.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Urologist’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
[as the Scrubs theme plays, Kim grabs the X-ray:]
Kim: That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Mr. Peters, I looked at your CT scan and I recommend we don't do surgery.
Mr. Peters: Great.
Kim: This is goodbye for us, but I'm leaving you in the capable hands of Dr. John D. Dorian. You take care. [to J.D.] I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients for some reason. In my mind, the "D" stands for "Dallas" because I just got finished telling Mr. Peters that's where I lost my virginity. Don't know how we got down that path. Something about that old man just makes me want to open up.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Why are you breaking up with Keith?
Elliot: Look, Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you have, someone who will stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr. Cox or as... I'm sorry, Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr. Roberts good qualities?
Nurse Roberts: Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains, he carries me to the car.
Elliot: And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?
Nurse Roberts: I'm 48, and I'm done here.
Elliot: My bad.