Dr. Cox Quote #710
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Urologist
Dr. Cox: Look, one of the reasons interns have so much trouble putting in chest tubes is because it is a violent procedure. You must not be scared, though, children. You need to use force to get the tube between the ribs, then pop it through the pleura. What do you say there, Lis? You can do this.
Keith: Uh, Dr. Cox, I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with this.
Dr. Cox: Then you shouldn't have lost my teaching mannequin.
Keith: I don't know what happened to it.
[elsewhere, the mannequin is wearing a custodial uniform in the passenger seat of the Janitor's van:]
Janitor: Hello, carpool lane. [laughs] So, what movie do you want to see?
[reality:]
Lisa: Inserting chest tube.
Keith: Ow! Lisa! God, he was joking!
Dr. Cox: Yes, I was, Lisa. Now take the rest of the afternoon off and think about what you did here today. This is a warning, people. Anybody else who hurts Keith is going to get the exact same treatment as Lisa. Good day.
Elliot: Nothing like watching your boyfriend get humiliated daily.
Gloria: Purple nurple!
Keith: [screaming]
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Urologist’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
[as the Scrubs theme plays, Kim grabs the X-ray:]
Kim: That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Mr. Peters, I looked at your CT scan and I recommend we don't do surgery.
Mr. Peters: Great.
Kim: This is goodbye for us, but I'm leaving you in the capable hands of Dr. John D. Dorian. You take care. [to J.D.] I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients for some reason. In my mind, the "D" stands for "Dallas" because I just got finished telling Mr. Peters that's where I lost my virginity. Don't know how we got down that path. Something about that old man just makes me want to open up.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Why are you breaking up with Keith?
Elliot: Look, Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you have, someone who will stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr. Cox or as... I'm sorry, Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr. Roberts good qualities?
Nurse Roberts: Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains, he carries me to the car.
Elliot: And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?
Nurse Roberts: I'm 48, and I'm done here.
Elliot: My bad.