J.D. Quote #1242
Quote from J.D. in My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu
J.D.: I hate it that you two aren't getting along. I'd get you together to talk it out, but you're so stubborn. I'd never be able to do it on my own. Well, there is one way.
Elliot: J.D., I don't want to hear about Floating Head Doctor.
Turk: Elliot, save it. He's gone.
[fantasy: J.D.'s floating head talks to Dr. Cox:]
Dr. Cox: Fine, fine, fine. I will apologize to Elliot. I just don't know how you're ever going to get her to talk to me.
J.D.: Oh, don't you worry about that. Body! Get her!
Elliot: Hey, put me down! I'm talking to a patient here! What are you doing?
[As J.D.'s body carries Elliot down the corridor, it keeps banging her head on the door frames]
Dr. Cox: Oh! Well, she's dead.
J.D.: Stupid, stupid body! Oh, you want some of this? Too slow! A little late! Oh, nice try.
[reality:]
Elliot: J.D., don't worry about it. I'll handle it.
J.D.: [sigh]
Turk: Head fight body again?
J.D.: They two just can't get along. I don't get it.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Elliot: Look who's back, Mrs. Goldstein. It's Dr. Cox.
Mrs. Goldstein: How was Acapulco?
Elliot: We told everyone you were in Acapulco.
Dr. Cox: I never went to Acapulco, Mrs. Goldstein. I lost three patients and spent the last two weeks on my couch trying to drink myself to death so that my victims and I could be reunited in the afterlife and they could rightly have their vengeance. Then, I realized that that tactic would never work, as I'd be sent straight to hell, which, I imagine is actually a lot like Acapulco, only there would be fewer Latin men trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach. All the best.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: Did you guys just see that? Dr. Cox had to make a decision, he completely froze.
Carla: He's probably just thinking it over, Elliot.
Elliot: He never used to think things over. He would just make gut calls right away.
Dr. Kelso: Listen, Reid, normally any damage to Dr. Cox's oversized ego would be cause for celebration. And yet, for some reason, I'm not wearing a party hat, sitting bare-ass on the hospital's copier machine. You know why? It's not because I have "Johnny" tattooed on my butt. He was an old Navy buddy and if you went through what we did, you'd understand.
J.D.: [v.o.] Again with the déjà vu.
Dr. Kelso: It's because your little theory is way off.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Dude, I'd be a mess if I had to give up my joe. I have a full-blown addiction. Hopefully, that won't come back to haunt me.
[fantasy: a mustachioed J.D. finds a coffee maker under his teenage son's bed:]
J.D.: Where did you get this? Who taught you how to use this thing?
Billy: You, all right? I learned from watching you!
J.D.: Damn it, Billy! At least he's using good beans.
[reality:]
J.D.: Guess I'm gonna look like a porn star when I'm older.