Dr. Cox Quote #516
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Quarantine
Dr. Cox: Hey, baby.
Carla: [to Turk] Keep it together.
Dr. Cox: Do you remember that quarantine we had seven years ago? It was just you and me, all alone, late at night in the ICU.
Turk: That's it.
Carla: Turk! [to Dr. Cox] You really had to do that?
Dr. Cox: Come on. If he wasn't such a jealous baby, it wouldn't be such a big deal.
Carla: Give him a break. What if you found out Jordan had a history with somebody here?
Dr. Cox: Oh, fair enough. Uh, hey, everyone. [whistles] In the brief 18 months that Jordan and I weren't together, how many of you had your way with her? [A lot of hands go up, but not J.D.'s] Bear in mind, I'm gonna need absolute honesty here or I will brain you. [J.D. briefly raises his hand] Anyway, whoever taught Jordan that reverse cowgirl position, it was long overdue, but thank you.
Dr. Mickhead: You're welcome.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Quarantine’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
Kylie: So, uh, what's wrong with this guy?
J.D.: Well, let's see. Fatigue, fever, malaise. Have you been to Hong Kong, sir?
Man: Yeah.
J.D.: [v.o.] And then I said something stupid.
J.D.: Could be SARS.
J.D.: [v.o.] I forgot that if any doctor suspects SARS, it's cause for immediate quarantine lockdown.
[fantasy: Indiana Jones theme plays as sirens blare and doors shutter across the I.C.U. Jordan, now wearing a fedora, dives under the shutter as it closes]
Dr. Cox: What have you done, Newbie?
Danni: [holding a flask] Quarantinis, anyone?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Otherwise, let's bear in mind that we are short-handed. There are only 4 doctors here.
Turk: I counted more than that.
Dr. Cox: I'm talking legitimate doctors, turtle head. Here, pee pants is a pathologist, so he doesn't count. Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for "fake doctor," and please don't even get me started on you four surgeons.
Todd: There's only two of us.
Dr. Cox: You are so very useless, I counted you both twice.
Todd: Yeah you did.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: J.D., seeing a young doctor do his job is an amazing turn-on for a girl. My dad's a doctor, and I remember how excited I was the first time I saw him work at the hospital. I mean, I didn't want to sleep with him, but there were definitely some complicated feelings. But that's totally normal for an 11-year-old, right? Anyway, yeah... I forget.