Turk Quote #311
Quote from Turk in My Lucky Charm
Carla: Oh, and too, you know, Friday night there's a chamber orchestra playing in the courtyard of the museum.
Elliot: Oh, I'd love that.
Carla: You wanna go?
Elliot: Oh my God, I love Pachelbel.
Carla: We can go right after.
J.D.: [v.o.] Carla and Elliot were going through their weekly ritual of making plans they were never going to keep.
Carla: We should have dinner beforehand.
Elliot: Perfect.
J.D.: [v.o.] And since Turk knew these were fake plans, he used the opportunity to score bonus points with his wife. Classic husbanding.
Turk: Hey, baby. You know what? Forget dinner. I'll make you a homemade picnic basket.
Carla: Oh! I married an amazing man.
Turk: You sure did! You know what? I've got an even better idea. Maybe J.D. and I can both come, right? We'll wear sport coats, and you guys, beautiful dresses.
Elliot: Oh my God, I love that idea.
Carla: I love it. I love it. It's awesome. It's awesome!
J.D.: [v.o.] To be perfectly honest, so did I. I never get an opportunity to wear my houndstooth sports coat.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Lucky Charm’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Yo, who taught you how to fight like that?
Elliot: When you grow up in an orchard, you don't have much choice. Apple thieves.
Quote from Turk
Carla: Dr. Mickhead was wondering if you would cover his patient in 310? The guy was in some bar fight and has been unconscious since he got here. He was brought in by some brother from Ireland.
Turk: Do you mean an Irish brother or an Irish brother?
[fantasy: Turk is decked out in green with ginger hair and a ginger beard as he does an Irish jig in front of a group of fair-skinned ladies:]
Turk: Top of the mizzle to ya, me lizzles.
[reality:]
Carla: I mean his sibling.
J.D.: Aw, man.
Quote from Jordan
Dr. Cox: What, uh, what did you do around the apartment while I was gone?
Jordan: Oh! I turned your little office into my pajama closet, I threw out everything in the 'frigerator that had the word "jerky" or "whiz" on it, I got rid of all your clothes that make you look like you're twenty years old. Don't worry, I saved your hockey jerseys. Although I did move them into my new pajama closet! And for some reason none of the remotes work anymore.