Janitor Quote #185
Quote from Janitor in My Unicorn
Carla: Oh my God, he's actually giving him an orange soda.
Elliot: What happened?
Janitor: He's gonna reconsider you.
Elliot: How'd you do that?
[flashback to a moment ago:]
Janitor: Hey, buddy. I need you to reconsider Blonde Doctor. And I'm gonna tell you why. See, I'm the future Mr.
Blonde Doctor? And I kinda need this to happen so that I can- Uh, hey, over here. I need this to happen so that I can just hang out around the house and, you know, bake bread or gab across the fence with neighbor Marge. Nice lady. Polish, I think. Doesn't matter, I'm not prejudiced.
Man: What the hell are you talking about?
Janitor: Here's the thing: I need you to take this can of orange soda, turn, smile, and give Blonde Doctor a big thumb's up. Or, I'm gonna take the same orange soda, follow you down to the parking lot, and smash your head in with it.
[present:]
Janitor: We talked about your future.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Unicorn’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Hey, Newbie. The good news is that Murray and his dad are a match, kidney-wise. The better news is that the test revealed a little secret you're gonna wanna share with your new pal. Gregory is not Murray's biological father.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, no.
Dr. Cox: By the by, this moment is so great, I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of tiny little moments.
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Cox: Hello, Heather.
J.D.: You will never guess what I found on the computer.
Dr. Cox: Is it a set of adult male shoulders?
J.D.: They had to trim them to get me out of that well.
Quote from Janitor
Carla: Okay, I put interview guy in the lounge and told him that Elliot was with a patient. Now, how we gonna fix this thing?
Janitor: [appears from nowhere] You're okay. The guy wanted an orange soda, right? We bring him an orange soda, maybe the whole thing goes away.
Carla: Okay, here's the plan: Jordan and I will take care of interview guy. Soft-Scrub, you can do whatever the hell you want.
Janitor: I will.
[The Janitor takes out the ring box from his pocket, walks into the middle of the corridor, kneels down on one knee and presents the ring as Elliot approaches. She walks past him.]
Janitor: Dammit! I told you to sparkle!