Turk Quote #278
Turk: I want to apologize to you for that whole "Devil Woman" thing. I promise you, I will never call you that again.
Dr. Molly Clock: It's okay. I mean, I can understand why you're uncomfortable around me. I sometimes do see everyone as a patient.
Turk: You know, surgeons do that, too. C'mon, let's see who's better at it. Hip replacement.
Dr. Molly Clock: Alcoholic. That was easy.
Turk: Yeah. Quadruple bypass. Two on me!
Dr. Molly Clock: Constantly trying to validate herself so she'll sleep with anyone.
Charice: Hey, Turk.
Turk: What's up, Charice. Uh, but that, that was before Carla. So, what about me? Come on, you know you want to.
Dr. Molly Clock: Well, Carla calls you her "Superman," and you love that but diabetes makes you feel vulnerable, and you're afraid if you're open with her about it, then you won't be her Superman anymore.
Turk: Yeah. Devil Woman. Sorry.
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Janitor: Why, you did, sir. Must have been Tuesday last.
Dr. Kelso: Stop talking like a farmer. I did no such thing. Now, I'm not sure how one would go about making a janitor's life even more miserable, but what say we start by docking your pay for the cost of this monstrosity.
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Dan: I gotta tell you little brother, you were always the apple of Dad's eye. You know, that's the worst thing about college football, the male cheerleaders. Ooh, God, that's a chick.
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Dan: He is a jackass.
Dr. Cox: I mean, I met your father, I remember it like it was yesterday. After about two seconds I could tell how proud he was of you.
J.D.: [v.o.] And then I heard something I thought I'd never hear.
Dr. Cox: Truth be told, there, Newbie. I'm proud of you.
Dan: Me too.
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Ted: People are laughing with you. People are laughing with you. People are laughing with you.