Dr. Kelso Quote #115
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Kingdom
Dr. Cox: Hey, Bobcat. Welcome back. Look it, this whole thing was a joke that, admittedly, got a little out of hand.
In the meantime, this blank check ought to cover the damage.
Dr. Kelso: A joke? You think it's funny they already gave away my parking spot? You think it's funny that one of the surgeons paid his dwarf cousin, Lance, $200 to show up at rounds and sing Ding-Dong, Kelso's Dead?
Dr. Cox: And there it is.
Dr. Kelso: There what is?
Dr. Cox: This whole l-don't-care-what-people-think-about-me act. It's pretty convincing. But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy living inside the hairy beast. And he's sad because, at the end of the day, he realizes the only thing people think is what an evil son-of-a-bitch he really is. See you later, Bobigator.
Dr. Kelso: Hey, if this check bounces, I'm coming for you. How you doing, Ted?
[Ted waves to Dr. Kelso and then faints]
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‘My Kingdom’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Cox: I have no words.
Dr. Kelso: How about handsome? Or glorious?
Dr. Cox: And this abomination is the reason we can't afford a new computer?
Dr. Kelso: Well, that and the little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland. And by medical boondoggle, I mean golf weekend. And by Cleveland, I mean Hawaii.
Dr. Cox: Do you have any idea what people around here think of you?
Dr. Kelso: I go to bed some nights wondering. And you know what happens to me, Perry? I fall asleep. And I mean like a log, brother. Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport. And by bus, I mean helicopter.
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: I told you you had nothing to saw.
Janitor: Oh, really? [cut's J.D.'s arm off]
J.D.: Ow, man, give it back.
Janitor: All right. Just tell me why you're hitting yourself. Hmm. Why are you doing that?
[reality:]
Janitor: You ever get the feeling we're thinking the same thing?
J.D.: No.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: You see that, that right there? That has never happened to me. A hot girl has never asked to buy me a drink. [to the bartender] Appletini, please. Easy on the tini.
Bartender: No problem, lady.