J.D. Quote #378
Quote from J.D. in My Own Private Practice Guy
J.D.: You know, I'm always pull pranks, too. Before, Dr. Cox was like, "Did you do pre-rounding?"
Pete: You know what, sorry to interrupt. I do wanna hear that story. Could you get a pulmonary consult for Sally for me?
J.D.: Yeah.
Pete: You're probably thinking why didn't you do that before I got here, but you were probably thinking would it overstep your boundaries? What if I was a territorial ass with a giant ego or a territorial ego with a giant ass? Stop me, Sally, please! And you're gonna help me. I need you to help me get Sally out of bed, That way, I can go back to trying to get her into bed.
Sally: Stop!
Pete: You stop, foxy lady. You're doing great. And from now on, follow your instincts. And you, don't flirt so much.
Sally: Wanna make him jealous?
J.D.: No. Thanks a latte. Thanks a lot. Thanks a latte. I got it!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Own Private Practice Guy’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox: Oh, hey, buddy. I was just thinking about you. Yeah, I was thinking how it might be real nice to have somebody around here who could help me out. You know, somebody I could call, gosh, my resident, and we'd do stuff together. You know, medical stuff. And it would just be peaches. But then it occurred to me a guy who looked a hell of lot like you used to be that guy. Monica, just because you have a new buddy doesn't mean you can all of a sudden drop all of your regular duties and I know I just said "drop your duties." And so help me God, if you even smile I will crush you into two little Newbie cubes and hang you from my rearview mirror. What you gotta say for yourself? Just do it.
J.D.: I'm sorry, did you say something?
[fantasy: Dr. Pete Fisher appears in the corner of the screen:]
Pete: Welcome to today's lecture: the Biomechanical Reaction Of Dr. Perry Cox When He's Not Being Listened To. Stage one: The Jaw Clench. Grrr. Quickly followed by stage two: Syllable Elongation.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, I re-hee-hee-ly don't have time to repeat myself.
Pete: Finally, stage three, Dr. Cox begrudgingly offers a little respect, but then distances himself by overusing the word "there."
Dr. Cox: But I gotta give it to you there for yanking my chain there. There.
Pete: The young soldier is offered a prize for his courage. [walks into the scene] Get ready.
[reality:]
Dr. Cox: I'll tell you what there, Newbie. If you wanna stick around and help me out with Mrs. Riley's pericardiocentisis after work, that'd be great.
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: I want you to tell her the truth, damn it. Tell her that you're a surly, devious, horrible excuse for a human being. Who's that?
Janitor: It's my son.
Elliot: Oh, my God, J.D.
J.D.: I'm sorry, I didn't even see him there.
Janitor: No, no, no. I'm glad he heard it. I think it's important he sees how the world treats people like us.
J.D.: I'm so sorry. [exits]
Janitor: [to the boy] Who the hell are you? Go on. Beat it. Scram! All right, stick around.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: I know it was you.
Turk: You mean this right here? This is mine from home.
Dr. Kelso: 40 million, son. Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore to get that high score? People died.