Dr. Kelso Quote #93
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Sex Buddy
Dr. Kelso: What's with the mouthful of Chicklets, sweetheart?
Carla: No special reason.
Dr. Kelso: Really? I thought it might be because Dr. Dorian came to see me with his feathers all up, and his voice a-crackin', and told me he was letting Mr. Woodbury go.
Carla: Oh, did he?
Dr. Kelso: Yup. And his knees were knocking so loud I almost didn't see you above him pulling the strings.
Carla: Look, Dr. Kelso-
Dr. Kelso: Maybe Mr. Woodbury will be fine. Maybe he'll be back in a few days even worse for wear because you rushed him out. Who knows? But darn it all if what I don't think is the bigger question is why you even give a hoot.
Carla: Well, actually, sir, I have this little problem with caring for my patients.
Dr. Kelso: Still, if you decide later that what you really care about is how much your patients like you, you can always change your mind about letting Mr. Woodbury leave. Hell, I'll even back you up.
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Quote from Elliot
Turk: Are you watching Sesame Street?
Elliot: You know, when I was a kid, I had my first sex dream about Mr. Hooper. At least, I think it was a sex dream. He was trying to choke me.
Turk: Yeah, that's sweet.
Quote from J.D.
Elliot: The point is, we were stressed-out and vulnerable and we made a mistake.
J.D.: Four times. And a half, if you count that last thing.
Elliot: By the way, that third time, wow! Where did you learn that?
[flashback:]
Turk: What are you watching, buddy?
J.D.: Animal Planet.
Turk: Why does that one monkey keep biting the other one on the ass?
J.D.: I don't know, but she seems to love it.
[present:]
J.D.: The Congo.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Does this name-tag say "Chief of Medicine"?
J.D.: Uh, yes, sir.
Dr. Kelso: Funny. Because that couple back there thought it said "I'm Bob. Ask me about your baby's Johnson." Dammit, In my hospital we do not go out on a limb with our opinions.
Carla: So what, if a patient has questions in your hospital, you just ignore them?
Dr. Kelso: Look, stay away from definite answers. Leave yourself some wiggle room. Say things like "We'll do what we can" or "We'll get back to you on that". Or "Hell, I don't know."
J.D.: Couldn't think of a third one?
Dr. Kelso: That was the third one, assface.