Elliot Quote #139
Quote from Elliot in My Lucky Day
Elliot: You know what, Mr. Bragin? I figured something out.
Mr. Bragin: That damn nurse broke my bed.
Elliot: That's just it. You blame everyone else for anything that goes wrong in your life. Like this. The nurse didn't break your bed. You just press this button. All right, it is broken. The point is, if you hate your job, maybe you need to switch careers. If you can't get into a relationship, maybe you have problems with commitment, eh? And I know I'm right because I'm the exact same way. I blame my parents for not preparing me for the real world. I blame this hospital for taking up all of my time. I'm even blaming you for jeopardizing my future. But you know what? It's time for me to grow up and start holding myself accountable. And I'm doing it.
Mr. Bragin: Good for you.
Elliot: You're still suing me, aren't you?
Mr. Bragin: Yeah, but I feel like now you'll be able to handle it. [clicks tongue]
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Lucky Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: Dr. Kelso, why does everything keep happening to me?
Dr. Kelso: Take a breath, Dr. Reid. In and out. That's it, that's it. Now, you went to four years of college and four years of medical school, so I can safely presume that you are at least eight. My God, little girl, grow up and say how-do to the world of modern medicine. My God, I've been sued four times.
Ted: [whispers] Ten times.
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: Thanks for starting the Solumedrol on my TTP patient. I'm sorry I'm being such a pain about this guy. It's just Dr. Cox and I have this little competition going. And I know that probably seems insensitive to you-
Nurse Roberts: Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me. But you better get your story straight when you come face-to-face with Jesus.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look, Elliot, my dad's an office supplies salesman, a bad one. So things were a little different for me growing up.
[flashback:]
Sam Dorian: See, this is a bicycle bell. Now, you hold onto this, because I'm gonna give you a different part every year. Maybe after the party we can take it out for a spin.
Young J.D.: Great.
[present:]
J.D.: Still waiting on that kickstand.