Dr. Cox Quote #209
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Lucky Day
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Cox, I'm sorry. I was frustrated before, so now I'm here, why don't you go ahead and tell me what I forgot?
Dr. Cox: Can I? Really?
J.D.: Sure. Hit me.
Dr. Cox: How about go to hell, Shakira?
J.D.: What?
Dr. Cox: What? Now you've decided you're ready to listen, how does it work? You gonna pull a string on my back? Well, step right up and give it a tug. But I bet it keeps coming up, "Go to hell, Shakira."
J.D.: Why do you always have to be like that? You know, I try harder than anyone in this place and you never give me any credit.
Dr. Cox: Now, you listen to me, Newbie. I'm not doing this because I get my jollies being your mentor, and I'm damn sure not doing it so years from now I can say, "Boy, I knew him when." I'm doing it because if I don't, people would die.
J.D.: Thanks for your help.
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‘My Lucky Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: Dr. Kelso, why does everything keep happening to me?
Dr. Kelso: Take a breath, Dr. Reid. In and out. That's it, that's it. Now, you went to four years of college and four years of medical school, so I can safely presume that you are at least eight. My God, little girl, grow up and say how-do to the world of modern medicine. My God, I've been sued four times.
Ted: [whispers] Ten times.
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: Thanks for starting the Solumedrol on my TTP patient. I'm sorry I'm being such a pain about this guy. It's just Dr. Cox and I have this little competition going. And I know that probably seems insensitive to you-
Nurse Roberts: Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me. But you better get your story straight when you come face-to-face with Jesus.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look, Elliot, my dad's an office supplies salesman, a bad one. So things were a little different for me growing up.
[flashback:]
Sam Dorian: See, this is a bicycle bell. Now, you hold onto this, because I'm gonna give you a different part every year. Maybe after the party we can take it out for a spin.
Young J.D.: Great.
[present:]
J.D.: Still waiting on that kickstand.