J.D. Quote #310
Quote from J.D. in My Lucky Day
J.D.: How the hell did my patient die? I mean, you started corticosteroids, I started corticosteroids. You did plasmapheresis, I did plasmapheresis. You yelled at Mark the orderly, I yelled at Mark the orderly. Hey, Mark.
Frank: [mocking] "Hey, Mark."
J.D.: See, he's pissed.
Dr. Cox: That's because his name is Frank. Now, as far as your patient's concerned, Newbie, I'm afraid you forgot a very important thing.
J.D.: [v.o.] For whatever reason I was finally fed up.
J.D.: You know what, I've been working my ass off here for the last year and a half, and the last thing I need is another one of your condescending, never-ending speeches where you spoon-feed me some lesson and call me a girl's name.
Dr. Cox: Well, then have it your way there, Carol, 'cause I'm out. Good luck, everyone.
J.D.: Go ahead. Walk away. Because I'm not gonna obsess about this.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Lucky Day’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: Dr. Kelso, why does everything keep happening to me?
Dr. Kelso: Take a breath, Dr. Reid. In and out. That's it, that's it. Now, you went to four years of college and four years of medical school, so I can safely presume that you are at least eight. My God, little girl, grow up and say how-do to the world of modern medicine. My God, I've been sued four times.
Ted: [whispers] Ten times.
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: Thanks for starting the Solumedrol on my TTP patient. I'm sorry I'm being such a pain about this guy. It's just Dr. Cox and I have this little competition going. And I know that probably seems insensitive to you-
Nurse Roberts: Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me. But you better get your story straight when you come face-to-face with Jesus.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Look, Elliot, my dad's an office supplies salesman, a bad one. So things were a little different for me growing up.
[flashback:]
Sam Dorian: See, this is a bicycle bell. Now, you hold onto this, because I'm gonna give you a different part every year. Maybe after the party we can take it out for a spin.
Young J.D.: Great.
[present:]
J.D.: Still waiting on that kickstand.