J.D. Quote #297
Quote from J.D. in My Fruit Cups
Carla: Hey, guys. Gyno Girls, twelve o'clock.
J.D.: [v.o.] Obstetrics and Gynaecology is a specialty that's usually dominated by women.
Dr. Gerson: Dr. Reid, I'm Dr. Gerson. We were just wondering if you have any thoughts about your specialty, because we really think you're OBG/YN material.
J.D.: [v.o.] Being a Gyno Girl is a lot like being in a sorority.
[fantasy: the four "Gyno" women are having a pillow fight in their underwear before they begin to kiss]
Elliot: J.D., I can't go with Dr. Gerson because I have to help you, right?
J.D.: Give me a second. I'm figuring something out for a patient.
[fantasy: the four "Gyno" women are just sitting on the bed:]
Dr. Gerson: I'm glad we all finally experimented with each other, but I'll never do it again.
[reality:]
J.D.: [v.o.] Dammit.
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Janitor: Yep, we got him. And he's gonna pay.
J.D.: They're actually arresting him for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. Did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper. I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
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Jordan: No. I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal. I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny to clinically depressed six times a day.
Dr. Cox: Give me a break. I can knock that out on the way to work.
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