Carla Quote #45
Quote from Carla in My Occurrence
Carla: Why so sad, Bambi?
J.D.: Because so far no one's screwed up. The admissions clerk obviously didn't make a mistake and the lab technician didn't make a mistake. Maybe I'm just an idiot. I don't know.
Carla: Let me ask you something. You're kind of a boob guy, right?
J.D.: Excuse me?
Carla: I can tell because I've seen you look at mine. Not in a sleazy way, or anything.
J.D.: I think this is the most uncomfortable conversation I've had.
Carla: You want to touch one?
J.D.: I stand corrected. You're my best friend's girlfriend.
Carla: So your instinct is to pass on this fantastic one-time offer?
J.D.: I'm afraid so.
Carla: I'm up here, Bambi.
J.D.: Oh, sorry.
Carla: See, with Ben, it's one of two things. Either your instincts are right or your brain is trying to protect you from something. I say, you have pretty good instincts. Trust them.
J.D.: What am I supposed to do though?
Carla: You know there's only one more person to talk to.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Occurrence’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Elliot: So it turns out she wasn't pregnant after all. Some idiot had mislabeled her sample.
Turk: I was a heartbeat away from giving an appendix patient a crotch lobotomy. If I do my best and I lose a patient, you know what, I can live with that. But if a clerical error is the reason a guy's walking around here with only the lonely, damn, that don't sit well with the big dog.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Ben, good news, man.
Ben: Hey, J.D. Let's get a picture together.
J.D.: OK.
Ben: Come on.
J.D.: [v.o.] It was weird how everyone had come to see Ben off.
Ben: Everybody in.
J.D.: [v.o.] After all, he'd only been here one day and there wasn't even anything wrong with him.
J.D.: Wait. Why would you want a picture like that? I thought you said posed pictures aren't real.
Ben: Come on, J.D. None of this is real. You know that.
J.D.: What do you mean?
Ben: Think about it.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: What do you want me to do, cry?
J.D.: Can you do that?
Elliot: Sure. Give me a second to think of something sad.
J.D.: Quickly. Quickly.
Elliot: OK, that's not helping.
J.D.: I shouldn't have put you in this position.
Elliot: [getting emotional] Oh, there we go. Another man in my life, trying to protect me.
J.D.: Stay with it, Elliot.
Elliot: Everyone thinks I'm this little girl who can't take any criticism because her mom and dad give her nothing but criticism.
J.D.: Good, Elliot, this is good.
Elliot: And look where it's gotten me. You know, I'm 26, single and all I do is work. You know, I may as well just give up the idea of being in a healthy and happy relationship and just go ahead and... And... And...
J.D.: Become your mother?
Elliot: Yeah. [sobbing] Check Mr. Sullivan's tests again.
Franklyn: OK.