Dr. Kelso Quote #52
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Occurrence
Ted: Hey there, buddy! How is my best friend doing?
J.D.: You and I hardly know each other.
Ted: These aren't my words.
Dr. Kelso: [elevator dings] Hello, Dr. Dorian. Let's take a ride. So, word has it you've been doing a little fishing in these here parts, trying to catch yourself a big, old prize-winning mistake.
J.D.: No, sir, I just-
Dr. Kelso: I was sure your little buddy in Surgery would've shared with you my most important rule here at Sacred Heart. Tell him my most important rule, Ted.
Ted: Too much "ha-ha," pretty soon "boo-hoo."
Dr. Kelso: My other rule.
Ted: If you don't look for a mistake, you can't find one.
Dr. Kelso: That's right, Teddy bear. Now, stop looking for trouble just because you like this patient, and face the facts. [elevator dings] Remove him, Ted.
Ted: That "ha-ha" rule is true.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Occurrence’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Elliot: So it turns out she wasn't pregnant after all. Some idiot had mislabeled her sample.
Turk: I was a heartbeat away from giving an appendix patient a crotch lobotomy. If I do my best and I lose a patient, you know what, I can live with that. But if a clerical error is the reason a guy's walking around here with only the lonely, damn, that don't sit well with the big dog.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Ben, good news, man.
Ben: Hey, J.D. Let's get a picture together.
J.D.: OK.
Ben: Come on.
J.D.: [v.o.] It was weird how everyone had come to see Ben off.
Ben: Everybody in.
J.D.: [v.o.] After all, he'd only been here one day and there wasn't even anything wrong with him.
J.D.: Wait. Why would you want a picture like that? I thought you said posed pictures aren't real.
Ben: Come on, J.D. None of this is real. You know that.
J.D.: What do you mean?
Ben: Think about it.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: What do you want me to do, cry?
J.D.: Can you do that?
Elliot: Sure. Give me a second to think of something sad.
J.D.: Quickly. Quickly.
Elliot: OK, that's not helping.
J.D.: I shouldn't have put you in this position.
Elliot: [getting emotional] Oh, there we go. Another man in my life, trying to protect me.
J.D.: Stay with it, Elliot.
Elliot: Everyone thinks I'm this little girl who can't take any criticism because her mom and dad give her nothing but criticism.
J.D.: Good, Elliot, this is good.
Elliot: And look where it's gotten me. You know, I'm 26, single and all I do is work. You know, I may as well just give up the idea of being in a healthy and happy relationship and just go ahead and... And... And...
J.D.: Become your mother?
Elliot: Yeah. [sobbing] Check Mr. Sullivan's tests again.
Franklyn: OK.