Turk Quote #87

Quote from Turk in My Way or the Highway

J.D.: Come on, man. Let's get out of here. There's something to do. There's film festivals, theatre, there's museums. Let's get out and get some culture. How about some of that?
Turk: Let's put Rowdy on top of the TV and see which one of us can throw a hat on him first.
J.D.: [v.o.] Turk turns everything into a competition. It can get kind of annoying.
Turk: Let's play "Steak".
J.D.: What?
Turk: Steak. The first person to finish their steak is the winner.
J.D.: No, see, I paid $17 for this steak, and I'm not gonna...You want some?
Turk: "Ankles" is a simple game. The first one to get embarrassed and pull up their scrubs loses.
J.D.: The problem is, these stupid games always seem to end the same way.
Turk: Say it!
Turk: Say it!
Turk: Just say it.
J.D.: I'm your biatch.
Turk: Yes, you are. Now, sit back baby, 'cause Iron Chef is on.


 ‘My Way or the Highway’ Quotes

Quote from Doug

Dr. Kelso: Who gets to tell us the symptoms of Ménière's disease? Dr. Murphy?
Doug: Can you use it in a sentence?

Quote from Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: Sorry to interrupt you there, but I gotta ask you a quick question. Now, when you were born, nay, spawned by the Dark Prince himself, did that rat bastard forget to give you a hug before he sent you along your way? Because you can't just let two good nurses go on account of feeling small and insignificant. And besides, with your money, you ought to be able to keep a man tucked away in the closet and bring him out when you want to knock him around, huh? As you were.

Quote from J.D.

J.D.: [v.o.] Here's the problem with a surgical consult. I think Mr. Hoffner should be treated medically, but any surgeon is going to want to slice and dice him. You see, surgical and medical interns are like two rival gangs. Not real gangs. More like those cheesy gangs you see in Broadway musicals.
[fantasy: J.D., Elliot and the medical doctors, Turk and the surgeons dance towards each other in the corridor]
All: Surgical, medical, surgical, yeah!
J.D.: [v.o.] Still, I knew there was one surgical intern I could count on.
J.D.: [singing] If you have some moles I will inspect them
Turk: [singing] I'll remove tumours from your brain to your rectum
Both: [singing] Between the two of us there is no wall We're a surgeon and a doc Above it all A surgeon and a doc Above it All