J.D. Quote #123
Quote from J.D. in My Balancing Act
Dr. Kelso: This patient is hypoglycaemic. What would be the most telling signs of an insulinoma, Dr. Reid?
Elliot: Elevated C-peptide levels.
Dr. Kelso: Score! But before you do your crazy end-zone dance, can you tell me the spinal fluid findings in Guillaume-Barr syndrome.
Elliot: Uh, xanthochromia?
Dr. Kelso: Wrong!
J.D.: [v.o.] And then it happened. Suddenly, Dr. Kelso didn't seem as frightening.
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, what do you have to say for yourself?
Elliot: Win some, lose some.
[fantasy:]
J.D.: [v.o.] In fact, nothing he did seemed to scare us.
Dr. Kelso: Booga! Booga! Booga! Booga!
J.D.: [v.o.] Not any more. Not even the most horrible thing he could think of.
[Dr. Kelso peels of his face to reveal Carrot Top:]
Carrot Top:
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Quote from Janitor
J.D.: [v.o.] You're only 80 minutes late. She'll still be here. Please be here. Come on, Alex. Please be here.
[As J.D. looks around the restaurant, he catches the gaze of the Janitor who is dining at a table]
Janitor: You gotta be kidding me! There's a waste of a gift certificate. Cancel the cobbler!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you happen to know what a zebra is?
J.D.: That patient just mocked me.
Dr. Cox: It's a diagnosis of a ridiculously obscure disease when it's much more likely that the patient has a common illness presenting with uncommon symptoms. In other words, if you hear hoof beats, you just go ahead and think horsies, not zebras. Mm-kay, Mr. Silly Bear?
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Well, you know that means a lot coming from you, Mr. Right-here-with-me two-hours-after-his-shift- and-last-Monday-night-too guy.
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: You heard me.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, what're you saying? That you want to be like me? Do you understand that I just barely want to be like me?