J.D. Quote #1614
J.D.: So what do we do?
Dr. Cox: I don't know.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, my God. He's treating me like an equal. Quick, do something equals do.
[J.D. leans forward, grabs Dr. Cox's coffee cup and takes a sip]
Dr. Cox: Why would you do that?
J.D.: I don't know. I thought equals shared coffee.
Dr. Cox: No.
J.D.: So this intern that you mentioned earlier? I'm sure eventually he turned into a pretty amazing doctor. Didn't he?
Dr. Cox: Actually, it was a "she."
J.D.: It wasn't me?
Dr. Cox: No, no, it was you. It was you. [as J.D. grabs the coffee cup at the same time] Hey.
J.D.: We'll get there.
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Ted: Dr. Reid gave me Mr. Hicks' test results, but they're locked in my briefcase, and I lost the key.
Dr. Maddox: Allow me. Loving this thing!
Ted: And... here it is.
Dr. Maddox: Hey, how come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver?
Ted: Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other one's in case I get really sad.
Dr. Maddox: Well, see you tomorrow.
Ted: We'll see.
Quote from Denise
J.D.: [v.o.] There was Denise, who could be a bit callous.
Denise: You know, it's ironic that "cancer" starts we "can," because at this stage, there's nothing we can do about it.
J.D.: Let's take a walk, sunshine.
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Elliot: Keith is not still devastated. I mean, what the hell is Carla talking about? She's completely off base, right?
Turk: I have to disagree with you.
Elliot: You don't see my point at all?
Turk: You don't understand. I'm married to Carla, right? She has spies everywhere. So i have to disagree with you. I'm on to you, Rochelle.