Janitor Quote #430
Quote from Janitor in My Jerks
Janitor: You know, the incident yesterday with Dr. Dorian, I swear to you that will never happen again. Even though he deserved it.
Dr. Maddox: I don't know.
Janitor: Come on! I've been here forever. You can't just throw me out of the hospital.
Dr. Maddox: No, but I can walk you out without you even noticing.
Janitor: Well played.
Dr. Maddox: I need your keys. Where are the rest?
Janitor: I got tired of carrying 'em all, so I made one that works on everything. Watch. [unlocks J.D.'s scooter, Sasha] Huh? How about that? Come on. Hit the highway!
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Quote from Ted
Ted: Dr. Reid gave me Mr. Hicks' test results, but they're locked in my briefcase, and I lost the key.
Dr. Maddox: Allow me. Loving this thing!
Ted: And... here it is.
Dr. Maddox: Hey, how come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver?
Ted: Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other one's in case I get really sad.
Dr. Maddox: Well, see you tomorrow.
Ted: We'll see.
Quote from Denise
J.D.: [v.o.] There was Denise, who could be a bit callous.
Denise: You know, it's ironic that "cancer" starts we "can," because at this stage, there's nothing we can do about it.
J.D.: Let's take a walk, sunshine.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Keith is not still devastated. I mean, what the hell is Carla talking about? She's completely off base, right?
Turk: I have to disagree with you.
Elliot: You don't see my point at all?
Turk: You don't understand. I'm married to Carla, right? She has spies everywhere. So i have to disagree with you. I'm on to you, Rochelle.