Turk Quote #501
Carla: Hey, where were you? We were supposed to meet for breakfast.
Turk: My bad, I was hanging out with J.D. and Rowdy and we decided to pull a prank that we used to do back in the day.
[flashback to J.D. and Turk hiding behind an ambulance as Ted drives by:]
J.D.: Here goes Ted. Go, go, go! Pull!
[J.D. and Turk pull Rowdy, who is wearing roller skates on his feet, across the road into the path of Ted's car]
Ted: [singing I love you, I love you I love my- Oh, dog! Ghost dog.
[Ted swerves and crashes into a utility pole, which falls down onto the hospital's transformer]
[in the hospital, as the lights go off:]
Dr. Kelso: Calm down, people, we have a backup generator. [lights come on] Aah, thank God, I was just bluffing.
[present:]
Turk: Won't be doing that again.
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Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Nothing ever changes. The artist formerly known as Prince is still just Prince. My ex-wife is still pretty much my wife. Grey's Anatomy always reps up every episode some cheesy voiceover that ties together all of the story lines, which incidentally is my least favorite device on television. Newbie continually will try to violate my no-touching policy. [looks around] Uh-huh. And Republicans will forever try to raise-
J.D.: Sneak hug!
Dr. Cox: Of course, I would go kill him right now but he actually just helped to prove my point.
Nurse Roberts: This is gonna help, too. There are ten orders of Percocet missing from the pharmacy.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea who I'm gonna give my complementary urine test to! [whistles at Mr. Thompson]
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Nurse Turkleton, I want you to take good care of my friend Maggie here. Don't worry, we'll take care of you.
Carla: Name and insurance, please?
Maggie: Maggie Kent, and none.
Carla: All right, let's find a room.
J.D.: [v.o.] When a patient doesn't have any insurance you have to work around the system. First you have to find someone who's recently died.
J.D.: Cool! Mr. Rabinowitz just kicked it. [to Maggie] Oh, don't worry. He put his peep in an electrical socket.
You can't do that.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Ted, look at this budget. Oh, God, I have half a mind to make you pay for every cent of that new transformer.
Ted: I'm telling you, sir. A lifeless ghost dog glided in front of my car wearing roller-skates. [pops pill]
Dr. Kelso: If this is your way of trying to make me feel guilty about paving over that Indian burial ground, it isn't going to work. We needed the damn parking spaces.