Elliot Quote #491
Quote from Elliot in My Night to Remember
J.D.: [v.o.] Elliot and Carla enjoyed the common practice of dividing up the stuff left behind when patient dies.
Elliot: Score! Ha, I'm going to have Keith give me these later in front of people.
Carla: Look, I can use this ratty thing to turn Turk off when I'm not in the mood.
[After a toilet flush is heard, an elderly woman emerges from the bathroom]
Elliot: Oh my God! Mrs. Travis, we are so sorry, we thought that you were dead.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Night to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Did you know they're actually experimenting with a drug that can erase stuff from your head, like memories, dreams.
Turk: I don't remember any of my dreams anyway. Except for the ones involving cheese and Tyra Banks. Oh, baby, don't worry. You've nothing to be threatened by. In my book it goes: cheese, you, Tyra.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: There are so many moments in my life I will never forget. Oh, like that time my dad accidentally glued my mom's legs together after testing out his new homemade sex lube.
J.D.: Your dad's awesome!
Quote from J.D.
Turk: Wanna know what animal parts I'd want?
J.D.: I could guess.
[fantasy:]
J.D.: Man, there's no milk for my coffee.
Turk: Say no more. [squeezes udder]
J.D.: Thanks, Pal!
Turk: You're welcome. - You know what'd go great with that coffee?
J.D.: What's that?
Turk: [screams]
J.D.: Turky Bacon!
Turk: Yep!
[present:]
J.D.: You'd be like a big breakfast machine!