Carla Quote #249
Quote from Carla in My Friend with Money
Carla: Oh, I think these would go great with that shirt. Why don't you go try them on?
Turk: Why were you just helping that guy?
Carla: These pants and this shirt are the only things I have left that fit me, and everyone keeps mistaking me for an employee. Anyway, I was helping Phil with his whole new denim look.
Phil: Hey, could you also get me-
Turk: Go away, Phil.
Carla: Baby, let's go see the doctor. No, I'm not gonna have people laugh at me because I can't care for my own child. No doctors, not now, not ever. Understand? We're the Turks!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Friend with Money’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: What?
Elliot: I specifically told you not to give Mr. Sandal disopyramide. Why would you change my orders?
Dr. Cox: Well, there were two treatment options, and when in doubt, I always go in the opposite direction of you.
Elliot: Don't do it again.
Dr. Cox: So, do it again? Look, Barbie, what you're missing here is that you're private practice now. That means you're the enemy. And I know, as a doctor, disease is supposed to be the enemy, but I'm giving hepatitis and his band of infectious buddies a pass, and I'm coming after you today. Because the bottom line is you'd rather clock out of here early than run the extra mile for your patients, and, Barbie, that makes you a sell-out.
Quote from Jordan
Carla: Look, all I ever wanted was to be a mother, and now that I am one, I feel like I'm not cut out for it.
Jordan: And you're ashamed of that?
Carla: Well, wouldn't you be?
Jordan: Yeah, I was. What's the worst feeling you've had since you had the baby?
Carla: I don't know.
Jordan: When Jack wouldn't stop crying, I wanted to throw that bastard out the window.
Carla: Really? I wanted to throw Isabella out the window. Yeah, but we just had our apartment repainted, and all the windows were sealed shut, so I just wanted to drop her off the roof.
Turk: [gasps] Oh, my God!
Jordan: Listen, you can't get rid this by sheer force of will or positive thinking or taking advice from a big Hollywood movie star and the dead science fiction writer he worships. You need to get some help.
Turk: That's what I've been try-
Jordan: If you talk again, I'm going to eat you.
Quote from Janitor
Dr. Cox: Well, I gotta tell you, this is heaven.
Janitor: This gourmet trail mix is fantastic. I'm tastin' vanilla, cranberry, a hint of pine.
Dr. Cox: That's potpourri, genius.
Janitor: Is that hickory?