Janitor Quote #309
Quote from Janitor in My Mirror Image
[J.D. trips over a rope as he leaves the hospital. After he falls to the ground, Turk and two maintenance staff come over and spray paint an American flag on him.]
Turk: Uh-huh! I got your Juanita. Juanita, huh? Well you can Jua-nita this right there.
[J.D. gets up]
J.D.: What the hell?
Janitor: It's now or never.
[The Janitor swings down, grabs J.D. and flies him up to the top of the flag pole]
J.D.: Are you gonna let me down anytime soon?
Janitor: Not until you spend a little time acting like a flag.
J.D.: [v.o.] As I acted like a flag, I sensed that the Janitor learned nothing from this experience.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Mirror Image’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
J.D.: You know what's so messed up about this whole baby thing? I mean, I feel like I'm drowning, and it hasn't even fazed Kim.
[meanwhile, Kim is crying as she operates on a patient:]
Kim: [sobbing] Okay, let's, uh, close her up.
Nurse: Dr. Briggs? Why are you crying?
Kim: This song always gets me. My brother was killed by a funky cold medina.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: [whistles] Gather round, doomed new interns who just paged me! Quick question: What does this outfit tell you?
Dr. Kelso: You are entering a Joe Piscopo look-alike contest?
Dr. Cox: It means that I was just working out which, incidentally, is the last remaining activity I have in my adult life that qualifies as "me time." Other activities recently crossed off of that list include my morning dump and all showers. You see, my dear son Jack has decided that those are team sports. However, I'm here, and I'm totally psyched to hear whatever the super-de-duper reason is that you paged me.
Intern #1: Mr. White's chart said to remove his eight stitches, but we counted nine. Should we leave one?
Dr. Cox: That's it. Every single one of you is gonna run laps around the hallways until I say stop. [interns laugh] Ya! Ya! Ya, ya, ya! Ya!
Quote from Janitor
[The Janitor sprays a window with blue cleaning fluid and wipes it. He then aims the spray in his mouth. Dr. Kelso takes a second look as he passes by.]
Janitor: I filled it with blue Gatorade. I just do that to freak people out.
Dr. Kelso: Scintillating.