Turk Quote #448

Quote from Turk in My Mirror Image

Kim: You seen J.D.?
[As J.D. hides in the car's footwell, he shakes his head to Turk]
Turk: I have not.
Kim: Any idea where he is?
[J.D. performs an elaborate gesture]
Turk: Teaching CPR to underprivileged youth at Lincoln Middle School on 18th Street.
J.D.: [v.o.] I can't believe he got that! We are so ready for that charades tournament on Saturday!
[Turk smiles at J.D.]
Kim: Come on, Turk, where is he?
Turk: You know, Kim, I'm sorry but I really have no idea.
[Turk stretches his arms like he's yawning, pointing to J.D.]
J.D.: [v.o.] Traitor!
[J.D. uses his head to hit the accelerater pedal]

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 ‘My Mirror Image’ Quotes

Quote from Kim

J.D.: You know what's so messed up about this whole baby thing? I mean, I feel like I'm drowning, and it hasn't even fazed Kim.
[meanwhile, Kim is crying as she operates on a patient:]
Kim: [sobbing] Okay, let's, uh, close her up.
Nurse: Dr. Briggs? Why are you crying?
Kim: This song always gets me. My brother was killed by a funky cold medina.

Quote from Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: [whistles] Gather round, doomed new interns who just paged me! Quick question: What does this outfit tell you?
Dr. Kelso: You are entering a Joe Piscopo look-alike contest?
Dr. Cox: It means that I was just working out which, incidentally, is the last remaining activity I have in my adult life that qualifies as "me time." Other activities recently crossed off of that list include my morning dump and all showers. You see, my dear son Jack has decided that those are team sports. However, I'm here, and I'm totally psyched to hear whatever the super-de-duper reason is that you paged me.
Intern #1: Mr. White's chart said to remove his eight stitches, but we counted nine. Should we leave one?
Dr. Cox: That's it. Every single one of you is gonna run laps around the hallways until I say stop. [interns laugh] Ya! Ya! Ya, ya, ya! Ya!

Quote from Janitor

[The Janitor sprays a window with blue cleaning fluid and wipes it. He then aims the spray in his mouth. Dr. Kelso takes a second look as he passes by.]
Janitor: I filled it with blue Gatorade. I just do that to freak people out.
Dr. Kelso: Scintillating.