Turk Quote #403
Quote from Turk in My Own Personal Hell
Turk: I just got in here.
Carla: Baby, what are you doing here? I was home thinking about my fertility test and how badly I wanted you to be there.
Turk: Baby, I'm a man. We're not that vulnerable.
Carla: I don't really know why I didn't tell you about it. I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.
Turk: I can see how you'd feel that way.
Carla: Anyway, I thought I'd come over.
Turk: Aw, thanks, sweetie. But you might want to go outside 'cause I'm about to fill this up.
Carla: Why would I wait outside?
Turk: That's what's up. That's what's up.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Own Personal Hell’ Quotes
Quote from Jordan
Elliot: As a woman, have you ever noticed how self-esteem issues just creep up on you?
Carla: I have sausage fingers.
Jordan: Do you remember when I pulled strings with the board and got Perry that promotion? Yeah. People started talking and Perry ended up totally emasculated. So it worked out great for me.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] People were starting to talk about Elliot and Keith. But I decided to stay above the fray. Then I changed my mind.
J.D.: Can you believe those two?
Nurse Roberts: No, I can't. All that carrying on in public.
Nurse: It's way too much.
J.D.: It's just too much. Sorry. I switched places so I could go again.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mrs. Cooke: Bob, just a note about the tapioca. I'm much more partial to flan.
Dr. Kelso: You're a flan fan. It's fun to say, more fun to eat. Anyway, anything that you need, you just ask Dr.
Cox. Perry, Bonnie here is an old friend.
Dr. Cox: Can't say I'm shocked.
Dr. Kelso: Take care of her.
Dr. Cox: You can count on me, Bobbo! Here's the lowdown. In three hours, my shift ends, at which point I will be leaving you and meeting with my ex-wife for a celebratory "best doctor in the city" date which is guaranteed to end in crazy hotel sex. I'm thinking six-inch heels, a leather mask, fishnet stockings. Who knows? She may even get dressed up. The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia. Any trained monkey can treat it. Let's see who that monkey's gonna be.
Rex: Ooh! Banana.
Dr. Cox: Rex it is. Have a great night. You're in very capable nine-fingered hands.