Dr. Cox Quote #563
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Faith in Humanity
J.D.: [v.o.] And another man realized it's OK to be a decent human being for once.
Dr. Cox: Well he's definitely leaving for good this time there, Barbie. I'd- I'd say go for it.
Elliot: Why won't you leave me alone?
Dr. Cox: Oh, I don't know. Maybe because the NHL is on strike, and I'm not getting my fill of toothless men knocking the hell out of each other. Or maybe because for the first time in 4 years, I'd actually like to see happy, for a change. Believe whatever you want. I don't really care. Jake the Snake is bearing down and if I were you, I'd step up to him, look him straight in the eye with those beautiful blues and invite him out for a cup of coffee before he escapes.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Faith in Humanity’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Keep it light. Open with a joke, and before you know it, you and your raft will be on a 4-hour trip to New Zealand.
Jake: No, it's more like 14 hours.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, no, you're dangerously close to revealing that geography is your Achilles heel. Say something smart to regain credibility.
J.D.: Vaso-vagal syncope is mediated by the autonomic nervous system. And Betty needs you, pal. She does. Come on. Do it. You'll feel good. Trust me.
Jake: Trust you? You don't even know where New Zealand is.
J.D.: You can dance your way there from Old Zealand.
Jake: You an idiot?
Quote from Carla
Carla: Anyway, I worry that sometimes when I'm tense, I could be a little condescending.
Therapist: Actually, I've noticed that.
Carla: Have you really noticed it, "Mr. Therapist"?!
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Just go, Jake. No one here knows your last name. If anything happens, they'll never be able to find you. Go enjoy your little rafting thing in New Zealand. Which, incidentally, is 10,000 miles east of Australia and famous for alcoholism and clam chowder. I've been brushing up on my New Zealand.
Jake: You've been brushing up on New England.
J.D.: Well, go anyway. Wherever it is you're rafting.