Dr. Cox Quote #561
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Faith in Humanity
Carla: Elliot, so you see the problem with trying to appeal to its human side?
Elliot: He doesn't have one.
Carla: Exactly. But what does he have?
Elliot: A shaved chest, a closet full of tiny T-shirts, and the eyes of a madman.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I'm sorry. The correct answer she was looking for is a giant ego. I have a giant ego.
Elliot: Damn it! I knew that.
Carla: Would you just appeal to it so I can go get something to eat?
Elliot: You're amazing.
Dr. Cox: And I'm in.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Faith in Humanity’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Keep it light. Open with a joke, and before you know it, you and your raft will be on a 4-hour trip to New Zealand.
Jake: No, it's more like 14 hours.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, no, you're dangerously close to revealing that geography is your Achilles heel. Say something smart to regain credibility.
J.D.: Vaso-vagal syncope is mediated by the autonomic nervous system. And Betty needs you, pal. She does. Come on. Do it. You'll feel good. Trust me.
Jake: Trust you? You don't even know where New Zealand is.
J.D.: You can dance your way there from Old Zealand.
Jake: You an idiot?
Quote from Carla
Carla: Anyway, I worry that sometimes when I'm tense, I could be a little condescending.
Therapist: Actually, I've noticed that.
Carla: Have you really noticed it, "Mr. Therapist"?!
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Just go, Jake. No one here knows your last name. If anything happens, they'll never be able to find you. Go enjoy your little rafting thing in New Zealand. Which, incidentally, is 10,000 miles east of Australia and famous for alcoholism and clam chowder. I've been brushing up on my New Zealand.
Jake: You've been brushing up on New England.
J.D.: Well, go anyway. Wherever it is you're rafting.