Turk Quote #329
Quote from Turk in My Roommates
Carla: Whoo! How great is it not having J.D. around, huh?
Turk: So great. So great. [slaps Carla's ass with a spatula] Now what?
Carla: Well, let's see. Did it on the couch. Did it in the kitchen.
Turk: Oh, yes we did.
Carla: Want to do it on J.D.'s bed?
Turk: I think it's about time someone did. [both laugh] You don't really want to have more sex, do you?
Carla: God no, I didn't even want to do it in the kitchen.
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‘My Roommates’ Quotes
Quote from Jordan
Dr. Cox: I've only actually met the child once, so I think it's pretty important that we figure out a way to spend some alone-time with him.
Jordan: Perry, if I'm gonna be spending a lot of time with someone else's child, it's gonna be with our neighbor's 17-year-old. And don't think he hasn't asked. Oh, Pablo. Hmm.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: So, I hear you're homeless. I wanna volunteer, give you a place to stay.
J.D.: I don't think so, buddy.
Janitor: Listen, crash in my garage. I guarantee you there will not be another person in there.
[fantasy: J.D. is awoken in the night by animal sounds. He looks up to see a group of raccoons. He touches his face then licks his finger.]
J.D.: You're gonna slather jam on my face and stick a family of raccoons on me, aren't you?
Janitor: Damn it. I've become predictable.
Quote from Todd
J.D.: Thanks for letting us crash here, man.
Todd: The Todd's not accustomed to receiving gentleman callers.
J.D.: Okay. Oh, cool picture. Which one of those guys is you?
Todd: Oh, I don't swim. So there's only one rule if you're gonna stay at "El Casa de Todd". You got to hammock up.
J.D.: Oh, I don't have one of those, Todd.
Todd: No problem. What are you, about a medium?
J.D.: Extra-medium.
Todd: This will work. And it'll look good, too.