Dr. Cox Quote #525
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Roommates
Dr. Cox: Look, I am not going to let this weekend become about who's a bigger man. Ron's bringing his kid - I can't wait to meet the child. And when he pulls in here in his crappy rent-a-car and he gets one look at my hand-polished Porsche, well, naturally, I'll have the lead.
Jordan: Very exciting.
[A chopper flies low above the hospital car park. Ron climbs down a rope and runs over to Dr. Cox]
Ron: Whoo-hoo! Hey. Hey, guys. I know the chopper seems like a bit much, but there was crazy traffic, so I'm having my assistant drive my rental car over from the airport. [horn honks] Well, it hardly seems worth it now, but what the hell? So, Per., what are you driving these days?
[The interns stand by Dr. Cox's car which is once again covered in dirt]
Ron: Well, that ol' girl needs a wash.
Dr. Cox: Thank you, Ron.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Roommates’ Quotes
Quote from Jordan
Dr. Cox: I've only actually met the child once, so I think it's pretty important that we figure out a way to spend some alone-time with him.
Jordan: Perry, if I'm gonna be spending a lot of time with someone else's child, it's gonna be with our neighbor's 17-year-old. And don't think he hasn't asked. Oh, Pablo. Hmm.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: So, I hear you're homeless. I wanna volunteer, give you a place to stay.
J.D.: I don't think so, buddy.
Janitor: Listen, crash in my garage. I guarantee you there will not be another person in there.
[fantasy: J.D. is awoken in the night by animal sounds. He looks up to see a group of raccoons. He touches his face then licks his finger.]
J.D.: You're gonna slather jam on my face and stick a family of raccoons on me, aren't you?
Janitor: Damn it. I've become predictable.
Quote from Todd
J.D.: Thanks for letting us crash here, man.
Todd: The Todd's not accustomed to receiving gentleman callers.
J.D.: Okay. Oh, cool picture. Which one of those guys is you?
Todd: Oh, I don't swim. So there's only one rule if you're gonna stay at "El Casa de Todd". You got to hammock up.
J.D.: Oh, I don't have one of those, Todd.
Todd: No problem. What are you, about a medium?
J.D.: Extra-medium.
Todd: This will work. And it'll look good, too.