Dr. Cox Quote #408
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Choosiest Choice of All
Dr. Miller: Don't worry about it. I will drive him out there myself, he can play with his friends for an hour, and then I'll drive him back.
Dr. Cox: I won't worry about it. Mostly because he's not going. You see, I'm his doctor now.
Dr. Miller: I didn't listen to you before, so now you're gonna take it out on the patient.
Dr. Cox: Look, I honestly don't think that going to some dive bar is necessarily appropriate for somebody who just had kidney surgery. Although, don't get me wrong, the fact that it seems to be pissing you off so much is the true definition of an added perk. Seriously, you can you can look it up in the dictionary. It's under "P" for "perk". It's right next to "pain in the ass" and, curiously enough, your picture is right next to it.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Choosiest Choice of All’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Hey, you wanna play darts?
Danni: Sure.
J.D.: Great. Have fun, I'll be over here.
Danni: Do you even enjoy spending time with me?
J.D.: "Enjoy" is such a strong word. I- I'm used to it. You know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism.
Quote from Carla
Turk: She's already back with Sean.
Carla: How soon after you guys hooked up?
J.D.: About ninety seconds. What should I do?
J.D.: [v.o.] That was a huge mistake. Because the closer Turk and Carla got to their wedding, the more they became one of those annoying couples that thought they knew everything about relationships.
Both: Look, J..D.
Turk: You first, honey.
Carla: J.D., love is like a butterfly. Hold it too tight and you'll crush it.
Turk: Too loose and it flies away. [they kiss]
Quote from Janitor
[As the Janitor uses a step ladder to reconnect the alarm, he is so startled when it blares that he falls off the ladder]
Turk & Carla: Are you all right?
Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told security to look into it? But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward. If I was a security guard around here, things would be different.
Carla: You really want to be a security guard?
Janitor: Who around here commands more respect than the men who wear blue and green?
Turk: The uniforms are black and gray.
Janitor: You got me. I don't see colors well. Happy now?