J.D. Quote #628
Quote from J.D. in My Choosiest Choice of All
J.D.: [v.o.] And there she was. My lady.
J.D.: Hey, Elliot.
Elliot: J.D., I can't talk right now.
J.D.: Should we just hold each other?
Sean: Sorry. Sorry, I couldn't find a parking spot. Hey, J.D. What's up?
J.D.: What's up?
[fantasy: J.D. is wearing a Viking helmet and using a bull-horn:]
J.D.: Attention, Sacred Heart! Everyone please gather 'round. Doctors, nurses, patients, hear ye, hear ye. Everyone should know that last night, Elliot Reid and I made passionate love for a good hour and a half. Check that! A great hour and a half. When I hit it, I hit it good! That is all!
[reality, J.D. is silent so Elliot and Sean walk away:]
Carla: Aww, Bambi freeze up again?
Turk: It's not our problem, honey.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Choosiest Choice of All’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Hey, you wanna play darts?
Danni: Sure.
J.D.: Great. Have fun, I'll be over here.
Danni: Do you even enjoy spending time with me?
J.D.: "Enjoy" is such a strong word. I- I'm used to it. You know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism.
Quote from Carla
Turk: She's already back with Sean.
Carla: How soon after you guys hooked up?
J.D.: About ninety seconds. What should I do?
J.D.: [v.o.] That was a huge mistake. Because the closer Turk and Carla got to their wedding, the more they became one of those annoying couples that thought they knew everything about relationships.
Both: Look, J..D.
Turk: You first, honey.
Carla: J.D., love is like a butterfly. Hold it too tight and you'll crush it.
Turk: Too loose and it flies away. [they kiss]
Quote from Janitor
[As the Janitor uses a step ladder to reconnect the alarm, he is so startled when it blares that he falls off the ladder]
Turk & Carla: Are you all right?
Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told security to look into it? But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward. If I was a security guard around here, things would be different.
Carla: You really want to be a security guard?
Janitor: Who around here commands more respect than the men who wear blue and green?
Turk: The uniforms are black and gray.
Janitor: You got me. I don't see colors well. Happy now?