Dr. Cox Quote #235
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Brother, My Keeper
Dr. Cox: All righty there, Dr. Leverage, listen up because here's the real inside scoop. I could literally sculpt a gigantic Mr. Burnett out of what I just removed from Mr. Burnett, so I really think it's in your interest for you to start talking. Should I get the child a baseball glove or a tutu?
Elliot: Girls can play baseball, too.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what girls can do. You've come a long way, baby. Spill, doll.
Elliot: I really think you should think about this, so I wrote it down and I put it in an envelope and then I gave it to her.
Jordan: Hi, honey.
Dr. Cox: Oh, you are just so going to pay for this.
Elliot: Yeah, well, so are you.
Jordan: Bend over, baby.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Brother, My Keeper’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Dr. Cox: Barbie! Listen, I need you to go to the lab and get Mrs. Miller's bloodwork. I also need you to disimpact Mr. Burnett in 317 and what did you say the sex of the child was?
Elliot: I've got a better idea. You do those things, and when you're done, I'll think about telling you the sex.
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's weird. It seems like you just went to a swap meet and got yourself a big-boy spine. Now, listen, you tell or else.
Elliot: Or else what? You'll treat me worse than you usually do? Here's the inside scoop, Perry. For the first time, I have leverage. You're familiar with leverage? It's what you're going to need it when you disimpact Mr. Burnett, who, by the way, is so locked up I guess he's been eating either gum, rubber cement or cork.
Dr. Cox: Look, Barbie.
Elliot: Yeah, that's not my name.
Dr. Cox: Fine. Doctor... Reid? Really?
Elliot: What?
Dr. Cox: Nothing. [exits]
Elliot: Elliot Reid in the house!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Gerson: So, are we finding out the sex of the baby today?
Dr. Cox: Yes, we are.
Jordan: No, we're not.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, be reasonable. If you're incubating some kind of man-bat in there, we should find out as soon as possible. There are vaccinations to consider.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: Sir, Dr. Townshend here was telling me you have some great old stories about the hospital. I'd love to hear one sometime.
Dr. Kelso: Well, what the hell. Back in '68... I don't like you. The end.
Dr. Townshend: He tells that one a lot.
J.D.: I know.