Turk Quote #130
Quote from Turk in My New Old Friend
Turk: Dr. Kelso, will you just hear me out? All I'm saying is that Miss Kaye looks like she's in great shape.
Dr. Kelso: Son, the woman is recovering from major surgery on her...
Turk: Brain.
Dr. Kelso: Dammit. Why do I keep blanking on that? Now, son, give me the real skinny. Did you pull her license or not?
Turk: Yes, sir, I did.
[Turk screams as Miss Kaye drives towards them at speed]
Turk: OK, I didn't tell her yet, sir, but I swear I was gonna.
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Quote from Janitor
Turk: Hey, that whole damn building is packed with liars.
J.D.: It is not.
[meanwhile, at a school career day:]
Janitor: Well, if the cut was that deep, I'd probably just pull your arm off. Once again Dr. Jan ltor. Dr. Jan ltor.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: Where the hell is Carla? Man, we're gonna miss the previews.
J.D.: Hey, you're black, right?
Turk: Here we go.
J.D.: I hate that stereotype that all black people yell at movie screens. You know, like you go see some horror flick and you'd be yelling, "Don't go in there, girl! He behind the door!" You know? It's like, it's offensive.
Turk: You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't ya?
J.D.: Why does she go in there? I mean, he's behind the door!
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes when you're down, you end up taking it out on the wrong person.
J.D.: Going on vacation?
Janitor: I get it, 'cause I'm a janitor, so when I pack for vacation I just pack cleaning supplies. That's funny.
J.D.: I thought so.
Janitor: Actually, I'm going to speak at my son's career day.
J.D.: About being a janitor?
Janitor: Well, you think there aren't kids out there that wanna grow up to make the world sparkle?