Dr. Kelso Quote #49
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Sacrificial Clam
Dr. Kelso: Let's see who's on their game today and start off with a case of pheochromocytoma. What is the initial test choise, Dr. Reid?
Elliot: 24-hour urinary metanephrines?
Dr. Kelso: Right-o. And what is your preoperative treatment?
Elliot: ACE inhibitors?
Dr. Kelso: Wrong-o. Why don't you attempt to crawl out of your shame hole, Dr. Reid, and tell me the aetiology of hypocalcaemia in sarcoidosis. [Elliot is stumped] Gutter ball! Dr. Reid, yesterday you were running around my hospital half-naked.
Dr. Simotas: Yeah, baby.
Dr. Kelso: Today you're mucking up my rounds. Is your ponytail too tight? Perhaps you have a mild case of the boogie-woogie flu? Something is different, because you, my dear, are slipping. Next patient.
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Todd: Push it out. Two more. Come on, kid. Bitchin' reps.
Dr. Cox: A dumb-ass says what?
Todd: What?
Dr. Cox: I said, "A dumb-ass says what?"
Todd: What?
Quote from Nurse Roberts
J.D.: [v.o.] And I was having problems with my lady too.
Nurse Roberts: Can we get a move on, Q-Tip? I got tickets to Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk and I don't want to miss the noise.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] You know, when you start med school, they warn you that you're gonna have to make sacrifices. But I guess that means different things to different people. Like giving up something you really want now for something you've wanted your whole life. Or spending less time on yourself so you can spend more time with someone you love. At some point, you might even have to give up your own sense of safety and well being. But after a while, it doesn't feel like you're giving up anything at all.
Mr. Winston: Hey, doc.
J.D.: You know what? Let's talk Superfudge.